Dilemma...should the sneezer have said something?...casually tried to wipe it off?..
Nawww ... it'll dry.
I must confess to heeding the call of the Y chromosome on occasion by hocking up just the right sized goober and giving it a quick launch. I've never seen a female do it right, they always are like "ptu" and it runs down their chin lol.
Yeah, it takes a real man to hit the garage with a loogie while standing on the back porch. It never fails to impress Mrs. O.