As I was sitting on the Throne,
I recalled some images I once had known.
Watchtowers, Awakes, and Books Galore,
Offering them to people at every door.
Then it hit me, I was in a Rut,
If I still had some of that literature,
I could wipe my Butt!
OMG! I couldn't resist! I think that was the Bud Light talking!