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  Phone Witnessing...

  by RichieRich in

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  in my congregation, there is a well established group that does phone witnessing every thursday.

  the society actually encourages us to try other avenues of ministry, however it seems like phone witnessing is hurting more than its helping.... even i, the covert apostate, don't mind phone witnessing.

  i mean whats not to love?air conditioningfoodsitting around and talkinggirlsdid i mention food?.

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  Richie

  I like your style

  Donuts and coffee good for me
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  religious joke..feel free to add to

  by tijkmo in

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  local tv paper this week had a section on religious jokes..amongst which was this.

  'what do you get when you cross a devil worshipper with a jehovahs witness.... someone who goes from door to door telling people to go to hell'

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  Brenda

  very cute
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  Why God never received a PhD:

  by tetrapod.sapien in

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  from atheist empire:.

  why god never received a phd:.

  1. he had only one major publication.

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  very funny

  thanks for thinking of us
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  Manure....

  by upside/down in

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  manure .

  in the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before the invention of commercial fertilizer, so large shipments of manure were common.

  it was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by product is methane gas.

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  LOL
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  Prince Charles was driving on his mother's estate when......

  by sixsixsixtynine in

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  prince charles was driving on his mother's estate when he accidentally ran over her favorite dog, killing it instantly.

  he jumped out of his car and sat down on the grass, distraught.

  suddenly he noticed a lamp half buried in the ground.

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  LOL

  Sounds about right
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  Any one else that can't sleep besides me ?

  by kls in

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  i hate night and listening to my dogs snoring

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  xjwms

  Thanks kls

  Good advice.

  Whew, .. now I know what to do.
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  GAY IN THE CONGREGATION

  by WhiteTrash83 in

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  hi everybody, i wonder if there is some way to get connected with other gay guys that have left the congregation?

  is there any others in sweden where i am??

  would be nice to meet someone with the same background i think..... //janne

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  U / D

  LOL that is so funny

  from the: I Know I'm gonna use that line class !
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  Any one else that can't sleep besides me ?

  by kls in

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  i hate night and listening to my dogs snoring

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  WOW kls:

  Up all nite eh?

  I crash hard before 10PM up at 4 am and wishing I could be in bed longer.

  Whats gonna happen when I visit west next month? Those two hour change times are a killer.
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  Elders

  by sammielee24 in

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  just curious - it seems like there are quite a few ex-elders around the site....how many are you?

  i enjoy reading stories from the inside...

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  Thank Gawd I never made elder.

  MS was bad enough.

  Heard many stories from elders, on every topic.
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  Inactive ones - new light.

  by unique1 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i didn't go to the district convention this year.

  my mom however did and she sends out a daily text email every day.

  she asked all members of the email group to share their favorite part of the convention.

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  I thought that I read that

  they said at the DC, ... that, ... inactive ones ....

  have an ....

  ...... " apostate ... state of mind. "

  And are to be avoided. So My question is: Whats right now ??? Did they say both ???