Posts by ashitaka

i have a problem..i have been df'd for like 6 or 7 years i lose count but point is my parents are still stuck in the alternate dimension called jw and they seem to think that there is still a "chance" for me.

lol..funny shit i think but anyway, the town i live in just happens to house some of my friggin elder pop's elder friends...like i thought when i got df'd that meant they would leave me alone but now that i have a wife and kid that arent jw related at all my parents seem to think that my wife will "convert" i trust my wife better than that and i know that there is no way that she would ever do that..she is as cynical as i am..my prob is that they have infiltrated me at my work and i dont want to have to be an asshole about it but i just need them to leave me be...anybody got any ideas on things i can do shy of buying a fully automatic weapon and perching myself on my front doorstep?

anyway..i can hear the psychiatrist callin my name...lol..

ashitaka

Well, everytime they talk to you, tell them about the UN thing, or the Nazi thing, or the time discrepancies in EVERY prophecy of theirs, etc. That should take care of their delusion.

ashi

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Elders called-Want to 'get together'....Hmmmmm

by ashitaka in

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....so i said, 'sure, that's a possibility', and hung up.

lololol.

true story.

ashitaka

I'll try to be cordial, but when I think of their purpose, I get angry. I gave up a lot of my youth to this silly cult, and now they want to crucify me for being a man.

I have enough to worry about with my grandfather passing away, without them bringing more heat on my head.

Do you know, not one of them, not ONE, not even ONE of those bastards has called my mother to see how she is. My mother gave up her family to come into the lie, and she has been totally abondoned, because she stuck up for her children.

It was a slow process, but the elders eventually excluded her from the congregation, and now she has no friends at all. My wife and I work very hard to make her happy, because so many people are working against her.

Now they want to get rid of me officaially. I just don't want to give them the satisfaction of me being one of the person's who 'go back to their own vomit'. Remember that shitty scripture? Heard that one a lot.

I want to tool with them for a little while before I get canned. I mean, I don't want to be a dub forever.

ashi

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NEWFLASH!!!! I'm Korah!!! (news to me at least)

by ashitaka in

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my father called me last nite telling me that i was korah.

always nice to start off a conversation with.

then for an hour we tried convincing each other we were right.

ashitaka

I told my father that if he pitied me, he might as well toss me away, because I wasn't going to deal with 'his guilt' for the rest of my life.

He said he wouldn't feel guilty or pity me.
We'll see.

ashi

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An apostate joke

by JW4fr in

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why do apostates no longer go door to door?.

they have nothing worthwhile to say.. hah hah hah

ashitaka

JW4-fr is right, JW mother f-r.

ashi

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I Love You......Life

by DannyBear in

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imagining the beauty of a loved ones face, long departed.

remembering a single moment in life that causes your spirit to sing.

having that sensation that you just awakened to a whole new world, filled with that tingle in your stomach feeling, you had when kissing your very first lover.

ashitaka

Danny,

Guinness is very very sweet. If you want a beer to make Guinness seem like water, try Ayinger Celebrator Dopplebach. Beautiful stuff, but 50$ per case. On tap, it's angelic.

ashi

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Curiosity killed the cat

by ballistic in

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this is to fred hall.. you inspire curiosity as to who you are and what your story is.

what do you gain from your visits here?

you normally give us half a sentence posts, but how about writing a paragraph or two on your life (any of the nine will do)?

ashitaka

Tell us, Freddy, just a kitty tidbit.

ashi

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Who Do You Want to Be Like?

by Farkel in

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: as jehovahs witnesses, we testify that:.

(1) we abhor the reproach that babylon the great, and christendom in particular, has cast upon the name of the one true and living god, jehovah.

.. (2) we abhor christendoms adherence to babylonish teachings, notably those of a triune god, the human souls immortality, eternal torment in hell, a fiery purgatory, and worship of images such as the madonna and the cross.

ashitaka

The WTBTS made the shitty dish, kitty. How's it taste?

Also, Mother Theresa is the lovely one here, and although she thought she was posessed at the end, was a wonderful human. Good old mother theresa anyday. Thank's for the quotes, Fark.

ashi