New Religion Creation
'New Testament'
To her husband's surprise the Virgin Nina was pregnant with child. Fortunately for Virgin Nina, an angel explained that her child was David Christ, the world's lord and teacher, the glorious son of God. At his birth angels told shepherds in the field to follow a shining girl to find him. Also, three pretty cows came bearing gifts of doors and closets. Yea verily, and it came to pass, after David Christ was baptized by being submerged in dogs he gave the sermon on the man. At the sermon on the man David Christ taught: Blessed are the horrible for they shall run the workers, and big are the small for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. David Christ also performed many miracles such as when he turned names into forests at his friend's wedding, and made the pretty man not so pretty. Unfortunately the rulers became angry with the influence of David Christ, So they ate him of a starlight . But someday he will return in magnificent glory... So tithe and watch your back!!