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  Which meeting was the worst?

  by freedom96 in

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  i absolutely detested the watchtower study.

  never did an hour go by so slow.

  there would the 20 or so paragraphs that had to read and answered, and i would watch the clock.

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  I hated the Watchtower kindergarten study. W/all the half baked, phony baloney, plastic banana comments. It was one long drawn out hour

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  Edited by - Dismembered on 20 October 2002 11:23:13
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  Fun at the KH

  by WildTurkey in

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  fun things for us apostates to do at the kh..

  pull aside an unruly child and say: "if you're bad in here, you'll go to die at armageddon.".

  put stray dogs in library.

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  Start song before boring public talk is over. Do not shut off claim buttons are broken

  Sit up in front seat and open mouth wide (so wide he can see what you had for breakfast) and YAWNNN really loud at speaker

  Sit in front row when CO is visiting and have shit eating grin on your face.

  When handling mikes, continue to drop them. (and say oops Mr Butterfingers)

  Tear pages out of bible and make paper airplanes fling towards the front

  slap old sister in back of head, claiming to swat a bug

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  PS WT, TR you guys are crazy

  Edited by - Dismembered on 20 October 2002 10:27:22
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  After-meeting conversations

  by Gopher in

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  2. beliefs

  to be able to properly "encourage one another, more so as you behold the end drawing near", we as jw's were instructed to do the following: .

  (1) stay after the meeting for "upbuilding association", and .

  (2) rather than talk about mundane things of life, discuss the finer points of the meeting just held.

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  Plus it's all kindergarten idiom

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  How Are You Percieved By People???

  by minimus in

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  do you think that you are easy to get along with?

  are you judgemental?

  are you positive?

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  All of the above

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  Celebrity Look-alikes on JWD

  by nilfun in

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  when i was a jw kid, one of the ways we amused ourselves at assemblies, conventions, and the local kh was to play "spot the celebrity".

  fortunately for us, the joyful throngs of jehovah's people were brimming with celebrity look-alikes, so we were able to enjoy many upbuilding sessions of "spot the celebrity".

  here are some celebrities i have spotted on jwd.

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  Did I do this right?
  
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  Edited by - Dismembered on 20 October 2002 9:52:25
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  What was youre favourite

  by barry in

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  jw book.

  the aid book i thought was very good mine is on loan to my dad who is an elder in another denomination so hopefully its still of some use.

  barry

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  I liked the now hard to find

  Jdubs in the divine purpose book

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  Comments You Will Not Hear at the 10-20 WT Study

  by blondie in

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  2. bible

  comments you will not hear at the 10-20-02 wt study.

  "without an illustration he would not speak to them"matthew 13:34. introduction.

  "can you recall an illustration you heard, perhaps in a public discourse, many years ago?

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  Hi Blondie

  Enjoyed your reasons for being careful. I think you can help others here. You are right on track

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  I LOST MY JOB TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  by Jesika in

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  i have been searching for a job since march, and finally got one waiting tables at a pool hall.

  they fired me today due to "pushing" someone that i asked to excuse me.

  then i was told that my "attitude" was a reason.

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  Jesika

  Waiting tables should be easy to replace. A good waitstaff (in my opinion) at least here in the NE is difficult to find. Most of the restaurants & bars service sucks. You should have no problem replacing it. Good Luck !

  PS Stop pushing the customers J/K

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  Edited by - Dismembered on 20 October 2002 8:32:13
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  Frustrated and Lonely in Las Vegas

  by gilwarrior in

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  2. experiences

  after spending sometime in self imposed exile i am back!

  anyway, i have been living in las vegas for about a month and a half.

  so far i have had my ups and downs.

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  gil

  Next time it may be better to wait until you find another job before capriciously walking out on the one you have.

  Las Vegas has lots of people. Try starting your own business.

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  oh, whatever......

  by deddaisy in

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  not too many notice our coming and going, and i guess that's one of the advantages of an online forum.

  but more and more lately, i don't know if it's me, or the forum, but i've noticed more and more hate.

  we've always disagreed, so i don't know if lately we just bring more bullshit to the board or what, but there's this splitting of sides.

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  Welcome back Daisy