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  Stop complaining about your job!

  by desib77 in

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  my employer sent these to me today.....thought i would share them with you.

  stop complaining about your job!.

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  Hey pb:

  Elephant dung makes a wonderful moisturizer.

  Sounds like you've had some nasty 'facials' in your time!!!! Eeeeuuuughhhh!!

  LOL,

  Bull!
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  What little things used to excite you as a JW?

  by doodle-v in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i would get excited when i was younger and would study the watchtower and see that this weeks study only had 19 paragraphs.

  (made the study seem shorter,lol).

  when a meeting would get canceled because of snow (which was rare) and i would get to stay home and watch a cheers or the cosby show.

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  michael:

  The book study ending 10-15 minutes early

  The watchtower study ending 10-15 early

  The service meeting ending 10-15 early

  going home from service 10-15 minutes early

  Hmmm, is it just me, or does there seem to be a pattern emerging here...!!

  Bull!
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  What little things used to excite you as a JW?

  by doodle-v in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i would get excited when i was younger and would study the watchtower and see that this weeks study only had 19 paragraphs.

  (made the study seem shorter,lol).

  when a meeting would get canceled because of snow (which was rare) and i would get to stay home and watch a cheers or the cosby show.

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  oscar:

  when I was young anyone who accepted my magazine presantation always made me feel good.

  I have pretty much only 1 memory about feeling good when placing literature... I was 14, it was the first time I had ever worked alone on the ministry..... and a lady answered the door wearing only a black teddy!!! (lacy, almost transparent undergarment!! not a stuffed toy! )

  She just smiled as I stammered through my presentation, trying hard to keep eye contact and not stare at her tits etc.... she took the mags too!!!

  I limped away from that door, and it spurred me on to go for pioneer hours during my school hols.... sadly, it never happened again, and when my mum got wind of what happened (through one of my (pebbles) mates yapping), I had to hand the call over to a sister!!!

  Hmmm, been a long time since I've had a good hard think about that experience....<<wanders off towards the water closet with a dreamy experssion in his eyes>>

  Bull!
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  Things your mom said to you to get you to stop doing things............

  by Sunnygal41 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  if you keep picking your nose, your nostrils will get as big as a horse's!.

  we can use your face for a halloween mask if it freezes suddenly with that expression on it.. how would you feel if your sister died after you said such awful things to her?

  (this following a normal, sibling scuffle).

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  Another one my family uses: -

  You are asking for a good hiding!!!

  I use "If ya do that again you'll feel the back of my hand!" with my little girl, she just grins and rubs the back of my hand!! She knows I'm a big push over really!! She's nothing like I was (fingers crossed)... she's actually very good, whereas I was a devil of a child!!

  I Got branded a 'bad associate' on more than one occasion - which just made the other kids hang out with me more!!!!! Cool! Bad Association = Street Cred!!!

  Bull!
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  Deleted's Top Five Poll #1 - What would you get disfellowshipped for today?

  by Deleted in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i've been reading this site for years and i need more posts (is this a left over dub-thang like counting time?).

  so taking a page from ozzie's poll, here's my top five.

  1. i got myself doctorates in divinity & metaphysics from the ulc (ulc.org, about $140 - i went for the works) so i could register with the county as a minister to officiate weddings, done 4 so far - i don't charge if you're interested.

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  I reckon I'd be DF'd for the following:

  1) My sense of humour

  2) My taste in Music

  3) Having my own opinion rather than one given me.

  4) A questioning mind

  5) Association with the best bunch of people in the world - apostates!!!

  quotes from earlier posts:

  I should know, because i confessed it ... a few times.

  That must have been embarassing.

  been there, done that!! However, in the words of Allanis Morissette: -

  "I confessed my darkest deeds to an envious man"

  'nuff said!'

  Bull!
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  LittleToe's Travels - 2004 Dallas ChilliFest

  by LittleToe in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  in time honoured tradition, i had to post about my recent excursion, especially given the months of hype during the run-up to the fest.. i left my bonny wee isle (70x30 miles, population 21,000, with 8,000 of those in a single population center that i live on the outskirts of) on the thursday morning for a three hour boat journey, followed by a four hour drive to my sister's.

  i enjoyed a lovely evening with my sister and nephew (who has been in my avatar for so long now) before being joined by her husband when he returned from work.. friday morning my sister gave me a ride to edinburgh airport, to catch a flight to london (where i posted from an internet booth), and then onward to dallas via new york.. it was on the new york section of the trip that things went amis, with lightening storms above the city.. after circling a few times we were informed that we were running low on fuel and diverting to an airforce base about 80 miles north nw .

  we grounded and fully refueled (probably in readiness for the return journey back to britain) and waited.... and waited.... until finally we were given clearance to puddle-jump, probably setting a new record for the shortest journey a boeing 777 has made, barring the trip from the factory.. i had to get through customs (wtf has agriculture got to do with a fest-goer???

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  LT:

  Fancy taking a bottle of Glen Morangie to the states and trying to get away with not sharing it! tsk tsk tsk.... guess it's true about the scots being tight arses....

  Get yer kilted butt down to my place and we'll do some proper whisky drinkin' !!!!

  Laters,

  Bull!

  p.s. Don't let up on him guys - make him s - q - u - i - r - m !!!!!
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  What little things used to excite you as a JW?

  by doodle-v in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i would get excited when i was younger and would study the watchtower and see that this weeks study only had 19 paragraphs.

  (made the study seem shorter,lol).

  when a meeting would get canceled because of snow (which was rare) and i would get to stay home and watch a cheers or the cosby show.

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  nos:

  I used to get excited when the Convention was over, and I was able to go home and masturbate, thinking of all the hot sisters that I saw that day.

  Don't know how you dare!! I would never think of sisters in that way!! NOT!!!

  Sounds like we came from the same mould!! It was the only thing that kept me going at times - checking out the district talent. It was like a tottyfest most of the time.

  My stepson did security recently at a district ASSembly (not a witness, venue rules) and he went on for DAYS about the gooorgeous ladieeees at the ASSembly... and I have to wholeheartedly agree.

  Thanks ladies.... you've helped make me the w*nker I am today!!! LOL!

  Bull!
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  My 4 year old daughter has declared us JW free!!!!

  by choks in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  well exactly as the title says...my 4 year old daughter, obviously tired of my dithering has taken matters into her own hands!.

  the background is that i was bought up in the troof, and began my fade about 6 months ago.

  i had been talking to my daughter about us not going to the meetings anymore and she accepted it very well.

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  ROFLMAO!!!!!

  Don't kids make choices seem so amazingly simple!!! 'witness - not witness... No birthday, xmas, easter etc... - PARTYTIME!!!'

  You've got a special, fearless little one there!! God how I wish I could have said that as a kid!!

  If you ever find yourself in a fix, just PM me and I'll help if I can - I'm in Notts too!

  Take care, and thanks for this story - it's made my day!!

  Bull!
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  What do you smell like?

  by Stefanie in

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  2. friends

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  what kind of perfume or cologne do you like wearing?.

  i wear vanilla lace by victorias secrets..

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  I have been reading with much interest, the types of cologne and effects it has on you ladies, so be very scared... I'm taking notes!!

  I wear Lacoste for men, Kelvin Klein Eternity, or Caroline Herrera's 212

  Love anythimg light on the ladies... to heavy gives me a headache (eg Chanel No 5)

  Bull!
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  You have 1hr.only

  by kls in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  to do something, anything you wanted, no obsticles what would it be?

  remember only 1hr.

  exact

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  bull01lay

  Or have a 60 minute Orga.

  stef - is that by yourself or can anyone join in??

  Bull!