A republican and democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person the republican spit on him and told him he was lazy then kicked him in the balls and walked away. The democrat helped him to his feet dusted him off and took him to McDonald's and bought him a meal then asked the manager about giving him a job. The manager said but he has no skills so the democrat took him to classes and got him some clothes and a place to stay. Eventually the homeless person got a job, he worked hard and became a manager then a district manager then a regional manager... One day while at a managers meeting he heard a stupid joke about how much the poor abuse the rich and became a republican...
The next day as he was walking he saw a homeless man and spit on him...
There I fixed your stupid fucking story. Your welcome.