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  Ruining your life for the watchtower

  by jwbot in

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  http://www.livejournal.com/community/jw_community/93269.html

  "i have decided to quit college after this quarter and begin pioneering.".

  i want to be a good witness, and a good person.

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  jehovah will be so proud!

  ...jesus must be spinning in his grave
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  Swearing on the platform

  by sleepy in

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  did you every hear anyone say something really dodgy from the platform when giving a talk?

  i heard a couple of stories of people getting really enthusiastic when giving a talk or pray accidently swearing.

  one time in my book study group a sister called someone a dickhead in her answer, it was very hard not to laught.

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  oh, here's another...

  this wasn't on the platform (it was on a platform, but not in the hall) but my dad was the PO at the time (i think...he may have just been an elder). he was a folk singer/guitar player so he would play at little coffee houses and stuff from time to time. of course, the audience was made up almost entirely of witnesses pretty much every time. on one occasion he broke a string and said, "OH!! i broke my G string!" He then proceeded to explain that to properly change a G string you have to wrap it around the ball real tight and then really jam it in the hole so it will stay tight.

  me and my friends were rolling...
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  Swearing on the platform

  by sleepy in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  did you every hear anyone say something really dodgy from the platform when giving a talk?

  i heard a couple of stories of people getting really enthusiastic when giving a talk or pray accidently swearing.

  one time in my book study group a sister called someone a dickhead in her answer, it was very hard not to laught.

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  doogie

  i once gave a comment about eating blood at a book study or something. i remember reading something about a bunch of chicken farms that because of cost, just strangle the chickens and thus, never properly bleed the meat...

  believe it or not, i finished my comment by saying that we should do some research on our chicken before buying, maybe even writing letters to the companies asking if they choke their chickens. (my exact words)

  i didn't realize until later how truly awesome my comment was.
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  Friday the 13th

  by Elsewhere in

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  boo!

  one bad thing did happen this morning... i woke up to find that my personal domain is down.

  i'm waiting for a response from my hosting company to let me know what is going on..

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  and i have a headache!

  there truly IS something evil in the air!
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  today, i am a man

  by doogie in

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  i bought my first grill last night.

  and i cooked out, wisconsin style (beer and brats, baby).

  my texan girlfriend had never seen such a display of raw manhood.

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  doogie

  but at our apartment complex we can't have an open flame...

  yeah, me too. i rise up against The Man on a daily basis (fight the power!)

  would have been more manly with steaks

  hey, don't get me wrong...i've got nothing against a good slab of flesh every now and again (mmm...flesh...(gurgle)...).

  and heck no, cheese brats...what the hell is a cheese brat? brats come two ways: Brat and Beer Brat. anything else and it's just a glorified hotdog.
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  Ghosts and Haunted Places

  by desib77 in

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  i'm really curious about this subject.

  i guess i still tend to think anything strange that happens is demons.

  now that i'm trying to be open about other possibilities i'm curious.. have you had any experiences with ghosts or haunted places?

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  figments of one's imagination/delusion

  amen.

  i don't believe in ghosts or demons (jury is still out on dracula...fingers crossed). if you believe in god and creation think about this: he created a scientifically and mathematically perfect universe. everything is explainable and follows the laws of nature in every instance. there are no exceptions. to believe in an unseen "realm" that is completely unbound by the laws of nature contradicts everything in creation. if you don't believe in god, then why the heck would you believe in ghosts or demons?

  i don't believe in any of that jive. there's a book i read and in it the dude wants desperately to see a ghost or zombie or anything because it would be proof that there's something beyond this life. he said he would have the biggest smile while the zombie ate his brains. he could die happy.

  ghosts are just wishful thinking.
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  today, i am a man

  by doogie in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i bought my first grill last night.

  and i cooked out, wisconsin style (beer and brats, baby).

  my texan girlfriend had never seen such a display of raw manhood.

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  doogie

  oops...double
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  today, i am a man

  by doogie in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i bought my first grill last night.

  and i cooked out, wisconsin style (beer and brats, baby).

  my texan girlfriend had never seen such a display of raw manhood.

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  doogie

  oops...triple.

  actually, i'm just padding my stats
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  today, i am a man

  by doogie in

  1. jw
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  i bought my first grill last night.

  and i cooked out, wisconsin style (beer and brats, baby).

  my texan girlfriend had never seen such a display of raw manhood.

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  doogie

  Yes I am nervous..propane thing. Anyone have any suggestions so i don't blow it up?

  boy, i can't help you there. i'm just glad i figured out the concept of charcoal (basically, get em real hot so they cook stuff). don't know anything about propane.

  they should moo a little when you eat them.

  there was this restaurant i went to in New York that served the Cannibal Burger. fantastic. i think they stopped serving them.
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  today, i am a man

  by doogie in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i bought my first grill last night.

  and i cooked out, wisconsin style (beer and brats, baby).

  my texan girlfriend had never seen such a display of raw manhood.

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  doogie

  I bought my first grill last night. AND I cooked out, Wisconsin style (beer and brats, baby). My texan girlfriend had never seen such a display of raw manhood.