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  Prayers in Restaurants....

  by caspian in

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  on bank holiday monday just gone, a dear kind older couple in the cong decided to take me and my good lady out for a slap up meal, to try to cheer us up after the recent upheaval in our life.

  somehow i ended up with the bill.. anyway, this was the local italian trattoria were we often go, and are on first names terms with the staff and quite a few of the other regulars.

  big mistake!!.

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  I never prayed in restaurants *never prayed for food, period*, but my friend did. And once we were sitting in this restaurant, and the first course was brought, soup. My friend, just bowed her head, put her hands on the table, on each side of the bowl of soup, and starts praying silently.

  The waiter, saw her sitting in that position, and thought something was wrong with the soup.... *I swear I am not making this up* and he steps up to her, and asks her if something is wrong.... She naturally, does not respond, cuz she is talking to Jehovah. The waiter, not knowing that, asks her again, with a bit more emphasis. And again. Then, he turned to me *and I was laughing my ass off rolling on the floor by that time* and all I could do was shake my head, cuz I was choking in laughter. Then, he puts his face ever so close to my friend, and asks again *miss, is something wrong??* My friend cracked one eye open, and said *I am praying*. The poor guy nearly fainted with embarrasment, I was laughing my ass off, and my friend was just shaking her head and started to eat.

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  And the world shall tremble in the wake of the Blue Bubblegum
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  Blonde Story of The Day - by Viv...

  by Vivamus in

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  before i start my story, there have been two developments in my life, the last few days, that i need to tell you...

  first thing: my fridge is broken, it has been broken for ages, and the effect of it being broken is a huge icecap forming inside of the fridge.

  a couple of days ago i was nicely told that i should clean the thing again, cuz the ice-cap took half the space of my fridge...

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  Greven

  Cassi! LOL!

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  The Worst Thing You Ever Did As A Jehovah's Witness

  by minimus in

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  what's the worst thing you did as a jw?.......for me, it was to help other persons come to love the "organization".

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  Convincing my mum to take Bible-study.

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  What would you do? Need advice

  by jwbot in

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  ok, so, i am 21 years old, a full time student, and i work part time to support my habit (education).

  my s/o with whom i live, is also a student and works part time.

  we all work/play/go to school in the area that we currently live in.

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  I live about 45 minutes away from school, and work. and I hate it. I would jump on the opportunity to live in the city... So, I'd stay where you are, close to school, work and fun, is ideal in my mind...

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  Blonde Story of The Day - by Viv...

  by Vivamus in

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  before i start my story, there have been two developments in my life, the last few days, that i need to tell you...

  first thing: my fridge is broken, it has been broken for ages, and the effect of it being broken is a huge icecap forming inside of the fridge.

  a couple of days ago i was nicely told that i should clean the thing again, cuz the ice-cap took half the space of my fridge...

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  JH, Some blue friends of me ate the thing

  Brummie, yeah, I know. It's weird, superstition simply reigns over logic and common sense sometimes

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  Blonde Story of The Day - by Viv...

  by Vivamus in

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  before i start my story, there have been two developments in my life, the last few days, that i need to tell you...

  first thing: my fridge is broken, it has been broken for ages, and the effect of it being broken is a huge icecap forming inside of the fridge.

  a couple of days ago i was nicely told that i should clean the thing again, cuz the ice-cap took half the space of my fridge...

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  Odrade, lol, yeah, my icecap was about the same size...

  Walter, LMAO! Thanx hon I feel much, much better now

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  Rules for Men.....

  by termite 35 in

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  well; i did'nt know ' being a man' was so complicated...it seems you do have think quite a lot before opening those mouths of yours...... .

  it is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances: .

  a. when a heroic dog dies to save its master.

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  LMAO

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  Blonde Story of The Day - by Viv...

  by Vivamus in

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  before i start my story, there have been two developments in my life, the last few days, that i need to tell you...

  first thing: my fridge is broken, it has been broken for ages, and the effect of it being broken is a huge icecap forming inside of the fridge.

  a couple of days ago i was nicely told that i should clean the thing again, cuz the ice-cap took half the space of my fridge...

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  Before I start my story, there have been two developments in my life, the last few days, that I need to tell you... First thing: My fridge is broken, it has been broken for ages, and the effect of it being broken is a huge icecap forming inside of the fridge. A couple of days ago I was nicely told that I should clean the thing again, cuz the ice-cap took half the space of my fridge... Second thing: The last couple of days I have been told about demons-stories, and have gotten into some serious Book-of-Revelations talk with my b/f. And therefore have a heightened awareness of anything being weird, so that I can immediately dismiss it as bullocks --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So, on to today's "Blonde Story by Viv" .... lol This morning I woke up and felt a huge urge to do anything but open my study-books. So, I looked around me and heard the darned fridge humming it's broken sound, and decided to clean it. I took out all the stuff inside, took off the power to fridge, and let it de-freeze itself by it's own. After that, I did my laundry and all sorts of stuff around the house. Meanwhile I was disturbed a couple of times by sounds undefined by me... A couple of times the sounds of crashing were so loud they startled me, and I was beginning to think my house was haunted. Especially when I found my keys on the floor, in stead of on my table... (Turns out my mum who came for coffee, had grabbed them and when she wanted to put them back, they had fallen on the ground, and she hadn't put them back...) Demons, smurfs, all were considered and dismissed, but still... what was going on... Hours went by, my initial curiosity for the weird sounds started to turn into full paranoia... Where to find the Ghostbusters, I wondered... Until, just now, I stepped into the kitchen, and was attacked by a huge clump of ice crashing out of the fridge and onto the floor *well, it didn't really attack me, it didn't even came close to me* The sound was exactly the same as the weird sounds I had been hearing all day... Mystery solved! - And the world shall tremble in the wake of the Blue Bubblegum
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  This is the Day!!

  by arrowstar in

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  rise and shine, little ones!!

  this is the day i'm going to become a master member (no comments from you obiwan!).

  seems i only need twenty-seven (27) more posts and i hit the big time.. well, by golly, today is the day.

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  Arrow, you made it!!!!!!! Yah!!!!!! Congrats hon

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  This is the Day!!

  by arrowstar in

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  rise and shine, little ones!!

  this is the day i'm going to become a master member (no comments from you obiwan!).

  seems i only need twenty-seven (27) more posts and i hit the big time.. well, by golly, today is the day.

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  I love green as well, it's such a calming color. My favorite color tho is red, deep and passionate, tho intimate friends say I resemble blue the best... Don't know what that means tho, lol.

  So, if green is your fav. color, does that mean your wardrobe is also mostly green? *Is amazed at my own line of questioning, LOL*

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  And the world shall tremble in the wake of the Blue Bubblegum
  Dutch District Overbeer