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  Sorting out who you TRUST

  by Terry in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  who would you want writing your prescription for an important life-saving medicine, a poet or a medical scientist?.

  there is an important distinction between the magisteria.. keep this rule of thumb in mind: ignorant speakers, writers and philosophers speak in general terms to hide their ignorance.

  they resort to the mystification of languge.. intelligent speakers, writers and philosophers speak in specifics to reveal their wisdom.

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  Terry-

  I dont care what you say - but I know in my heart of hearts that there IS A GOD because no matter what the shape of the swimming pool, the water ALWAYS fits in it. This is the quality of fluid adaptation-ness. Only substances containing the substance of moisture-ness, such as water, mercury, alcohol (more proof of a GOD!!) oil, urine - GOD made it to fit inside the toilet, no matter what shape the pan - the proofs are infinite!!

  I know that there IS A GOD because when a baby is born, there is ALWAYS a Mommy waiting to look after it. This is the quality of Mommification.

  HB
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  What year did the NWT drop John 7:53-8:11? Was it ever in the NWT?

  by Terry in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  from biblegateway:.

  jesus forgives a woman taken in adulterythis story, beloved for its revelation of god's mercy toward sinners, is found only in john.

  it was almost certainly not part of john's original gospel.

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  There would be hardly any complete gospels in the NWT if passages appearing word for word in "Non-inspired" gospels were omitted.

  Whole chunks of Matthew, Mark and Luke would disappear, as well as some verses in jude among others.
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  Audrey Hyde (Nathan Knorr's widow) died yesterday

  by Absalom in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  audrey hyde died yesterday.

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  Pete Zahut -

  A "man's man" is a term for the macho manly heterosexual, who prefers the company of other straight guys, to whom women are there for sex, cooking, cleaning and the odd bit of small talk, if her husband has gone for a pee. Preferred subjects of conversation are : football, sports of any kind, boobies, bottoms and babes; cars, hunting fishing.

  He has no interest in dress design, except for how sexy his woman looks in it before he rips it off her. Preferred looks are titty, slitty and slutty. He does not interest himself in interior design seeing that as a woman's field. As long as there are no tassles. He opens cans of beans and microwave meals rather than learning haute cuisine. He always burns the frying pan on too high a heat.

  He does not indulge in the touchy feelie noo man shite, talking about his emotions to females or crying like Jesus if he burns the toast. When anything goes wrong he does not analyse his feelings he just swears and tears up the papers.

  Are we up to speed on that now?
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  Audrey Hyde (Nathan Knorr's widow) died yesterday

  by Absalom in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  audrey hyde died yesterday.

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  After all the gay shenanigans going on at Beth Hell, he prolly only got hitched because the gaydar was homoing in on him too.
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  Woman 82, beheaded in her London garden.

  by quellycatface in

  1. social
  2. current

  words cannot describe my anger and sorrow.. the perpetrator was a 25 yr old nigerian muslim convert.

  he also decapitated a cat, why?????.

  there are times when i wish there was such thing as armageddon, to rid the world of such evil.. feeling very worried and sad..

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  Brekky -

  The 21st hellish century of hundreds of hellish centuries, where a Sky Fairy sits back sulking over a piece of fruit a naked lady ate because a talking snake told her to.
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  Audrey Hyde (Nathan Knorr's widow) died yesterday

  by Absalom in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  audrey hyde died yesterday.

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  She married again after Nathan Homo died?

  At least she found out what sex was like... Unlike Russells wife, or Mad Freddie.
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  shunning within the family.

  by bigmac in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i'm giving 3 examples of this practice--that i know of personally.. .

  my first wife--born in--divorced me over 30 years ago.

  she totally shuns our son--now 38--d/f'd and now happily married and enjoying life to the max.. my pioneer partner--from the mid 60's-----he totally shuns his daughter---to the point of even ignoring her in the street.. a close friend of mine--in the 60's and 70's-----i was best man at his wedding.

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  The latest counsel says to avoid unbelieving relatives. Don't go to their weddings or funerals as you don't want them to be embarrassed...
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  Are we starting to treat DF people differently?

  by Quarterback in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  some may remember the time when the private study edition of the wt wasn't to be made available to outsiders, and the df'd.. now, with the recent boe letter, sept 1, 2014, it specifically states that jw.org is making the km available even for df'd individuals.. do you sense a new trend developing?.

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  If I had been shunned for years and my family then came over cooing "We can talk to you now, isn't that a blessing? Where are our grandchildren so we can take them out and put shit into their little heads" I would tell them to go **** themselves.
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  The Deepak Chopra Random Quote Generator

  by cofty in

  1. social
  2. entertainment

  this computer program generates random quotes that sound just like actual chopra woo woo.... what gem do you get to guide you through life today?.

  i got .... "death fascinates the progressive expansion of excellence"something to think about!.

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  What would a Witchtower Quotes Random Generator produce?

  I need to get some programming done...
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  IT'S TRUE!!! SETTING THEOCRATIC GOALS LEADS TO HAPPINESS!!

  by DATA-DOG in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  august 31, 2014, the end of the greatest month of preaching in human history!!

  with much hard work and planning, and with jeehoober's blessing, i was able to reach my goal!!

  i skipped the entire "uber-special campaign" of advertising jw.org for the governing popes!!

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  I accomplished 60 HOURS of doing absolutely NOTHING for da "troof" this month. Not so much as a nanosecond in the door-to-bore misery.

  It is already hard enough finding the time to watch all those murder mysteries on alibi, not to mention the scify channel, and of course the violent thrillers along with sex and the city. Where did I find the time to waste at the Kingdumb Hell?