Posts by moomanchu

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Meme competition 2014

by snare&racket in

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simple.... .

watchtower + meme !.

anything is acceptable, but make your meme your own, hand written scrawls on microsoft paint are just as funny so don't worry about quality.

JWs in the news: "‘I Slay and Pray’- Jehovah’s Witness Serena Williams Reflects on Her Faith With Daughter Olympia in a Candid Confession"

by Balaamsass2 in

"i slay and pray" :).

serena williams knows how to own a red carpet.

the 23-time grand slam champion turned heads at the vanity fair oscars afterparty, dazzling in a midnight-black, off-shoulder gown.

On December 29, 2016, Ohanian became engaged to Olympian tennis player Serena Williams. Their daughter, Alexis Olympia Ohanian, was born on September 1, 2017 in West Palm Beach, Florida. Ohanian and Williams married on November 16, 2017 in New Orleans.

Valuable lesson for all young JW's, wait till you are older to be baptized.

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What does God eat ?

by stan livedeath in

beans ?

( human beans ).

to those of you that believe in god: do you all believe the same thing ?.

moomanchu

He eats MONEY that's why churches are always asking for more.

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American Primeval and the Mormons

by Simon in

just finished season 1 on netflix.. holy crap, i had no idea of the history of the mormons!.

i always thought they were like the jws, or the quakers, but they were full on fascists committing massacres.. i'm sure they are hating having more people be aware of their past, but i gotta say, it is more event-filled than the jw history..

moomanchu

joey jojo

I never made that connection with William Penn and Pennsylvania, good point.

2 More episodes left fascinating history. Mormons have got to hate this series.

Makes me feel a little better only being a Ex Jehovah Witness.

One thing you have to give credit to them, they know how to accumulate wealth.

Famous Mormons :

Mitt Romney (would have won the presidency if not for his stupid religion)

Andy Reid

Donny Osmond

Ryan Gosling

Christina Aguilera

Glenn Beck

Julianne Hough

Amy Adams

Gladys Knight

David Archuleta

All intelligent wealthy people, brain washed CRAZY!

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Oral and Anal Sex flip flop? March 2025 Announcements and Reminders

by ukpimo in

just in.

a jaw dropping announcements and reminders for elders this month.

how can you serve as an elder and believe this organization is spirit directed after reading this letter?.

moomanchu

Now with the internet, I guess elders don't need to have their sexual fantasy's fulfilled by couples confessions.

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Telling People You Used To Be A JW

by JW_Rogue in

since i faded i've told a few people at work about having been raised in this organization but i found that most people don't really get what it is like at all.

they just focus on not celebrating holidays as if that is the worst thing about growing up jw.

i didn't explain much because it's too much for most people to handle.

moomanchu

Only a Jehovah Witness can understand the profound affect it has on your life to be one.

Leaving Watchtower is like pulling a tree out of the ground, the tree is the cult and the ground is your mind.

It leaves a hole and the ground is all disturbed.

One of the most difficult things I ever done.

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Jehovah is going to hate this guy

by Riley in

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https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5y4xqe60gyo?utm_source=firefox-newtab-en-us.

i have never been so convinced wts blood policy is evil and wrong.

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moomanchu

Never heard of him, interesting story.

I'm sure the cult leaders would explain, it's not whole blood it's only a fraction of the blood so it's ok. Also before 1950ish it would be ok. Although before 1974ish you would be disfellowshipped and condemned for taking it

After all, Jehovah never changes!

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Dankest of JW Memes

by Apostussy in

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moomanchu

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PIMA is best so it’s not a shock to the system if the tower collapsed

by JohnR1975 in

i know most people here are totally out and that’s fine.. many these days are staying physically in for the social life and that is also fine.. i feel being fully mentally in is dangerous as it could be such a shock mentally if or should i say when the tower collapsed.. im sitting in the fence like so many others here.

mentally agnostic if god exists or not and if the bible is his word.. when i talk to people who are physically and mentally still in i can tell that they so need it to be true.

i’m worried for them when they wake up to the fact that they have been lied to 1914 wasn’t true 1975 wasn’t true 1999 wasn’t true and now here we are 2025 it’s all not true.

moomanchu

It's the ole red pill, blue pill dilema.

I personally want to be fully awake and know the truth. Red pill all the way!

I would classify myself as POMA but not agnostic to the JW belief system, agnostic to the Christian belief system. With that said, I also want to believe the mainstream Christian faith. What else is there? I don't believe we just randomly developed out of amino acids.

Every JW reaches a fork in the road where they have the ole red pill, blue pill dilema. I've seen it happen several times, friends and close family members. Usaully they take the blue pill which is the least path of resistance and problems. In the end though it is the wrong choice and causes more problems.

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Watchtower May 2025: The Mystery of the Holy Angels

by raymond frantz in

https://youtu.be/xfk3wpsqoms?si=ep5uts_4uggces0w.

so from the get go in study article 18 and the theme :"imitate the faithful angels" we read the following questionable statement in paragraph 1: "when jehovah drew you to the truth, he invited you into a diverse and loving family of worshippers, which includes millions of faithful angels.

(dan.

moomanchu

We do not need to reach perfection to have immortality.

All we need is for Jehovah to let us have access to the tree of life.

See Gen. 3:22

The only reason we can't live forever right now, with the bodies we have is because we're not allowed to eat that damn magic fruit !!! There's gotta be some seeds floating around from that tree. Come on Jehovah please plant another tree with magic fruit.