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  Dankest of JW Memes

  by Apostussy in

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  Just because Jehovah had to prove His Right To Rule? I don't think so!

  by liam in

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  we get old because jehovah had to prove to all the angels that his way of ruling was the best?

  that's the sorriest argument the watchtower has come up with.

  https://www.youtube.com/shorts/11hz_jqjkjo.

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  Jehovah said if you eat from the tree of knowledge the punishment is death. Somehow that deal got altered to include child birth pain, unfruitful land and children paying for the sins of their parents.

  I always think of Lando Calrissian complaining to Darth Vader "that was never part of the deal!" and Darth Vader replys "I am altering the deal, pray I don’t alter it farther."
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  Just because Jehovah had to prove His Right To Rule? I don't think so!

  by liam in

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  we get old because jehovah had to prove to all the angels that his way of ruling was the best?

  that's the sorriest argument the watchtower has come up with.

  https://www.youtube.com/shorts/11hz_jqjkjo.

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  StephaneLaliberte

  God created humans with everlasting life. Sorry this is incorrect.

  22 Then the Lord God said, “Behold, the man has become like one of Us, knowing good and evil; and now, he might reach out with his hand, and take fruit also from the tree of life, and eat, and live forever”— 23 therefore the Lord God sent him out of the Garden of Eden, to cultivate the ground from which he was taken. 24 So He drove the man out; and at the east of the Garden of Eden He stationed the cherubim and the flaming sword which turned every direction to guard the way to the tree of life.
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  Just because Jehovah had to prove His Right To Rule? I don't think so!

  by liam in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  we get old because jehovah had to prove to all the angels that his way of ruling was the best?

  that's the sorriest argument the watchtower has come up with.

  https://www.youtube.com/shorts/11hz_jqjkjo.

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  Sea Breeze

  I agree with your thoughts. I am using Watchtower's own logic against themselves.

  I also had similar experience with authority. It's terrible how deeply the roots of that wicked Watchtower vine go into your head. When you finally pull it out your mind is disheveled .
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  Just because Jehovah had to prove His Right To Rule? I don't think so!

  by liam in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  we get old because jehovah had to prove to all the angels that his way of ruling was the best?

  that's the sorriest argument the watchtower has come up with.

  https://www.youtube.com/shorts/11hz_jqjkjo.

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  Sea breeze

  We get old and die because we were created that way. The only reason Adam and Eve had the possibility to live forever is because they could eat from the tree of life.

  Jehovah later set up security around the tree so they couldn't get to it and live forever.

  Another thought about Universal Sovereignty Authority, (or USA, LOL) to have a true test the parameters must be equal. There should be no sickness, no death, favorable weather and don't come in half way into mankinds rule and take away communication. (Tower of Babel)
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  Just because Jehovah had to prove His Right To Rule? I don't think so!

  by liam in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  we get old because jehovah had to prove to all the angels that his way of ruling was the best?

  that's the sorriest argument the watchtower has come up with.

  https://www.youtube.com/shorts/11hz_jqjkjo.

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  moomanchu

  With their stupid Universal Sovereignty concept, they actually make Satan look like a benevolent philanthropist. Jehovah stop being a dictator and allow mankind to rule himself as free men and women!!! I only care that mankind has the best life.

  
  

  Satan didn't challenge God to give mankind freedom to rule himself. He challenged God to let himself rule mankind. Satan is the ruler of the world, all kingdoms are under his power etc.

  
  

  Watchtower puts Satan in a favorable light. Satan is an angel of light.

  Coincidence? or "new light"
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  Trump 'spiritual advisor' says Jesus never broke immigration laws

  by SydBarrett in

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  paula white said, “yes, jesus did live in egypt for three-and-a-half years.

  but he was not an illegal immigrant.

  if he had broken the law then he would have been sinful and he would not have been our messiah.” well, there you go.

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  What's a Good Question to Ask at the Door?

  by NotFormer in

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  the jws haven't been to my door for a while, but i don't doubt that they'll turn up eventually*.

  (i saw easter eggs in the supermarket yesterday, so "memorial" season is fast approaching 🙄).

  what's a good question to ask, to get the ball rolling?.

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  May I have your name and address? I would like to pop in on you unexpectedly with some of my religious literature.
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  What's a Good Question to Ask at the Door?

  by NotFormer in

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  the jws haven't been to my door for a while, but i don't doubt that they'll turn up eventually*.

  (i saw easter eggs in the supermarket yesterday, so "memorial" season is fast approaching 🙄).

  what's a good question to ask, to get the ball rolling?.

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  It seems like I may have become a return visit. In my last 2 encounters I realize it is best to pick one specific simple point. Don't deviate from it all, otherwise you get lost in the weeds.

  I got to use my analogy of car shopping on the last visit. I asked when you buy a new car do you research it only using the manufacturers information, or do you seek out multiple non related sources? You bought a religion, did you use outside resources to research it or only Watchtower publications?

  No reaction, they seem like they'll be back though. Funny thing is I know their whole family and it’s a big one. Their family has easy 100 people spread through 10 or so congregations. I remember this woman when she was born. Her family moved to a different congregation when she was about 5. She doesn't remember me, but her parents do. She was fascinated I knew things about her when she was young. I went to some epic huge parties with her other relatives . Whole thing is hilarious.
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  144,000 + 1 kings

  by moomanchu in

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  i wonder why so many kings are needed for the millennial reign?

  the almighty governing body says 24,000,000,000 people combined from those resurrected and the survivors of the big 'a' could make it into paradise.

  that gives you 1 king for every 166,665 persons.

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  Anonymous mouse it comes from the Almighty Gods one true channel of truth!

  AKA the American religious cult Jehovah's Witnesses.

  g70 10/8 pp. 18-21