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Chemical weapons found in Iraq !!

by Simon in

ironic isn't it that such a fuss was made about saddam possible having / using them and how terrible that would be.

seems ok for us to use chemical weapons though.. such sickening hypocrisy.. .

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4442988.stm.

BrendaCloutier

Sadly, JWism isn't the only place of double standards.... The world and it's governments and militaries are full of such standards.

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Oops! The lens in my eye popped out!

by Elsewhere in

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about 12 years ago i developed a cataract in my right-hand eye after an injury.

the surgeon went in and removed my natural lens and implanted an artificial one.

the way they remove the natural lens is they use a little device to chop it up and then they just pluck the bits-n-pieces out.. what has happened is when they did the surgery 12 years ago they missed a piece of the chopped up lens because it was hiding behind my iris.

BrendaCloutier

So, Else, who you been ogling lately? Hmm? Some pop-star or porn site?

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For thirty three years we walked the same path...and now he's gone.

by Gill in

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my little friend, is gone.

for thirty three years we walked, he flew actually and then when too old, he walked, but we walked the same path.

yesterday morning i found he had died in the night and now....well, now all the sadness is here.

BrendaCloutier

(((( Gill )))) I am so very sorry for your loss of a loved one. It doesn't matter that he had a much longer life than usual, it still hurts.

Hugs and love to you

Brenda

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How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb???

by BrendaCloutier in

doberman pinscher:.

while it's dark, i'm going to sleep on the couch.. .

afghan:.

BrendaCloutier

Doberman Pinscher:
While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Afghan:
Light bulb? What light bulb?

Beagle:
Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb?

Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid light bulb?

Border Collie:
Just One. And then I'll replace all the wiring that's not up to code.

Malamute:
Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Dachshund:
You know I can't reach the stupid lamp.

Rottweiler:
Make Me.

Boxer:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Lab:
Oh, Me, Me!!!! PLEEEEEEZE Let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? PLEEEEEEEZE, Please, Please?!?

Irish Wolfhound
Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover.

German Shepard:
I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Jack Russell Terrier:
I'll just pop it in while I am bouncing off the walls and the furniture.

Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, I don't see a light bulb?

Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Chihuahua:
Yo Quiero Taco Bulb.

Pointer:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there...

Greyhound:
It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepard:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Poodle:
I'll just blow in the Border Collies ear, and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Shitzu:
Puh-leeez, dahling. I have servants for that kind of thing.

THE CAT:
* Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the real question is how long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF...

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Mrs Kwin got a job offer, so we're moving.

by kwintestal in

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mrs kwin has really wanted to get into digital imaging and has taken several courses over the last couple years for it.

well, on the weekend she got a job offer from her aunt.

her aunt is starting up a company and needs someone to do just that!

BrendaCloutier

Congradulations! Good luck on the new job and the move.

Hugs

B

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HELP ME!!! I'm surrounded!

by wanderlustguy in

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gawd, i forgot how immersed jw's are.

everything you see has some part of the wts involved with it, from the calendar on the fridge to the pictures on the walls, you can't get away from it.

of course i love my brother to death, but i tell ya, i've only been here overnight and it's already getting to me.

BrendaCloutier

Protect yourself from demon attack while you're there! They hide in these idols, you know! The feeling of being smothered is no coincidence! It's a demon that wants to have SEX with you.
A Crucifix and Holy Water may help you.

Garlic and beer breath should help, too. Maybe wear a bulb of garlic around your neck next time you walk into the place. Sadly Free couch it's not.

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Armageddon falls on what day of the week?

by JH in

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i say tuesday.................because it sounds like doomsday

BrendaCloutier

Oh yea. Armageddon already happened June 7, 1975. Saturday afternoon at about 1:30 pm. That was when I married my first "good JW" husband. It turned ugly after that.

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Armageddon falls on what day of the week?

by JH in

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i say tuesday.................because it sounds like doomsday

BrendaCloutier

There was a joke in my cong amoungst us teens "I'll repay you first Tuesday after Armageddon" ....