"What the [fill in the word appropriate for the person speaking] is going on here?" and then the second thing, once they look around and see all of the so-called worldly people right along side them would be "What a gyp!"
Margie
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The first thing out of a JW's mouth
by Nosferatu in.
although i like to keep the afterlife unknown..... what do you think the first thing out of a jw's mouth would be when they discover they went to heaven (or hell) instead of paradise erf?
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Thank you Thank you Thank you
by Lady Lee inmany of you have expressed your appreciation for the work angharad and i have done on the best of series.
i really appreciate your comments.
it has turned into quite a task and i really appreciate angharad's assistance in going through the threads looking for those that we think will be most helpful to you.. but it is one thing to see the work and appreciate it.
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Margie
No, thank you! Like Wednesday, I'm over in Best Of all the time. As a newcomer to the board, it's great having that wealth of information in one easy-to-find place. My thanks also go out to all the folks who posted those threads originally.
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Margie
Yes, my grandfather claims to be one of the anointed. He's such a monumental ass, that I find it hard to believe that throughout the last 2000 years, 144,000 worthier people couldn't have been found. My mom's take on it is that maybe having a few a**holes in heaven is part of the divine plan. Go figure.
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Pathological fears?
by Brummie inwhat do you fear the most?.
we were relocating a person who works with us to another place , turns out she had a pathological fear of dwarfs and since one worked there she came running back to us.... not sure i have any real pathological fears, however i remember having to get out of pitsburgh due to the high buildings, then i couldnt stay in new york when i saw the hight of the twin towers and other buildings, dont know if i was pathologically scared or just totally overwhelmed.. anyway, whats your fear?.
brummie
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Margie
Heights. I even get scared when someone else is in a scary high place.
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Problem recieving Watchtower & Awake "again"
by Dolllie ini posted earlier in the summer about some "racist" witnesses who told me that i could not recieve the watchtower & awake magazines, or attend the kingdom hall, because i was black & blacks were not able to understand the bible, "it was not for them".. i wrote a letter to the watchtower society & got a response!.
i moved out of that immediate area, a couple of towns(about 40 minutes away).
i contacted the watchtower society after moving here to have someone bring me the watchtower & awake.
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Margie
As far as racism in Connecticut goes, I can believe that Waterbury would be among the worst places. Nevertheless, I grew up as a JW in Connecticut and your experience surprised me. In my experience, JWs are happy whenever they don't get the door slammed in their face in field service. If they found someone who wanted their
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Not to bring up the past, but this is just too funny to igonre
by truthseeker1 inhttp://www.jehovahs-witness.com/7/57/276/post.ashx#276
simon actually wants to move to the usa!
well, that was back in the dub days...buy hey...its still funny!
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Margie
Holy cow! That was Simon's 11th post!
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Jws and smoking...
by Bryan inwhen was it that the gb decided witnesses could not smoke?.
thanks in advance,.
bryan
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Margie
"Tobacco is the Devil?s weed employed for the purpose of demoralizing human creatures..."
Well that seems like an apt observation from the Devil's organization employed for the purpose of demoralizing human creatures. I guess it takes one to know one.
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Problem recieving Watchtower & Awake "again"
by Dolllie ini posted earlier in the summer about some "racist" witnesses who told me that i could not recieve the watchtower & awake magazines, or attend the kingdom hall, because i was black & blacks were not able to understand the bible, "it was not for them".. i wrote a letter to the watchtower society & got a response!.
i moved out of that immediate area, a couple of towns(about 40 minutes away).
i contacted the watchtower society after moving here to have someone bring me the watchtower & awake.
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Margie
Dolllie,
You mentioned that you're about an hour outside of New York, so that would put you around Stamford (?). I'm in Connecticut, too, so I'm just curious about where this sort of thing might happen.
Thanks,
Margie
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Brain surgeon or easy bake oven chef?
by seven006 inwhich one are you more qualified to be?.
mnimus is out of town on business, i'm just filling in for him while i wait for my jeans to finish drying in the dryer.
while i type this (jeanless), my butt cheeks seem to keep sticking to my black leather office chair.
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Margie
Dave,
Certainly the brain has blood. As for the guts, I'm guessing that one would encounter guts in medical school before becoming a brain surgeon. Like you, I'm not a brain surgeon, so the preceeding guess is exactly that. Although, now that I'm thinking about it, cooking does involve both blood and guts from time to time. Ew, maybe I should just stick with frozen dinners.
As for my boyfriend, he is a ludite and hates technology, including cordless phones. Yet, he also hates spending money, so he refuses to buy a corded phone when we already have plenty (two, to be exact) of functional cordless phones. Plus, I think he just likes to complain. About the jeans, he thinks I have too many clothes in general. Also, he'd like to see me naked more...or so he claims.
I hope your damp jeans soothed your, um, office seat chair. I would imagine there are few things more painful than a burn on an...office seat chair.
Regards,
Margie
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Any other epileptics out there?
by BluesBrother in.
for some years i have taken the medication following the diagnosis .
for the last four years i had been free of fits and i was able to drive again .. yesterday it just happened again , no apparrent reason it just hit me and i feel worried about the future as well as thouroughly useles .
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Margie
Hi Blues,
I just came across this thread today and I hope answering it at this late date isn't a problem. Anyhow, I had ideopathic epilepsy as a child and had petit mal seizures. I was on phenobarbitol from age 8 until age 13. Fortunately, the seizures stopped once I was medicated and I "grew out" of the condition. I understand that the form of epilepsy I had is treated with different medication today and that those treated the with phenobarbitol went on to develop psychological problems (of which I have plenty) at a higher rate than the general population. LOL, draw your own conclusions.
Anyway, I hope that you are doing well now. More is being learned all the time about the treatment of epilepsy.
Yours,
Margie