Hey slayerlayer, are you under a talent agency? I just got signed to an agent and was an extra on West Wing on NBC on american TV and have gone to numerous auditions for principal roles, but I just started like 4 months ago.. it's fun to be an extra! Which movies were you in? didja end up on camera and didja meet the stars? I got to meet martin sheen and rob lowe, both very very nice people.
-Dan
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Ten Minute Slam on Christianity.(att: FAITH DRUNK)
by Big Jim in(to all faith drunk christian heathens;read this twice and sober up).
a quick ten minute slam of christianity.
we can see that god is powerless to forgive sins without killing something in the process.
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bboyneko
Excellent Post! I'm printing that one out and filing it away. It really does show the silliness of the bible. I always wondered why Jesus dying was such a big sacrifice if he came right back to life again. Woopdey doo.
YOu can basically explain it this way: Noone expected jesus to die, the messiah was supposed to be like the dawn of a new era..and then well..umm..he died..woops. SO then they had to make up this idiotic story to rationalize how the messiah could possibly die. No wonder the jews do not beleive he is the messiah and the christians await his return.
WHat are you talking about...ignorant? Just cause they literally beleived your heart held all your thoughts and emotions dosent mean they were ignorant! heheh oh well we still use the heart as an anology for deep emotions and sub conscience.
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The Casket Under the Coat Rack........
by soylibre inone of the craziest things i ever witnessed as a jw was a funeral for an unbaptized publisher...she attended my cong.
and was very quiet and softspoken...the type who never caused any trouble and who would ocassionaly comment, directly from the paragraph....nice lady with a young daughter about 11. well one day she's driving down the road and gets hit by a pepsi truck....(can anyone say lawsuit???
) she's hospitalized and is in critical condition....to make a long story short...she's faced with the blood issue and finally gives in and accepts a transfusion and dies anyway...ok let's fastforward...no one apparently knew about this except her mother....a non-jw who had studied off and on for years and years.....so the obituary appears and it's public knowledge that her funeral will be at such and such kingdom hall at such and such time....actually published info...well, she had tons of non-jw family...typical of us black folk...anyway let me get to the point....apparently the day of the funeral, just some hours before in fact....the elders find out about the blood and don't want to have the funeral in the kingdom hall....but what are they to do????
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bboyneko
When I die I wanna be cremated..after researching what happens to your body upon death it's just gross and wasteful. Why spend so much money to bury a body? Just read some of the stuff that happens to your body:
According to a firm engaged in the marketing of a device to stop the leakage of bodily fluids from caskets, the adult human body contains approximately 10 to 25 gallons or more of liquids, depending on the body size. This liquid ultimately consists of water, locked inside the body's various soft tissues (muscles, organs, and fat). It is said that perhaps 75% of our body weight is actually just water.
Upon the death of an individual, there is virtually zero change in the amount of water locked into the body's tissues, whether the dead body is embalmed or not.
All bodies, living or dead, contain certain aerobic bacteria, anaerobic bacteria, and enzymes. These begin to break down and digest the tissues of the remains immediately upon death.
Depending on certain circumstances related to the cause and type of death, degree of embalming, and the ambient temperature, these enzymes and bacterial agents may cause an embalmed corpse to enter a putrifying, so-called "liquifaction" stage during the decomposition process, usually between one and three months after death. An unembalmed body may begin to liquify within a week or so, after it's entombment or interral.
When a corpse enters this liquifaction stage, the organs within the thorax, abdomen and skull will turn into viscous, foul- smelling liquid "goo". The water locked in muscle and fat tissue will also be released. Any embalming fluid in the body's veins and arteries will also leak out. When this happens, these liquids will be released into the casket, due to the decomposition of the epidermis (skin), which normally keeps the body's liquids within the body during life. If one were to disinter a casket from a grave or mausoleum several months after burial or emtombment, it is possible that perhaps 10 to 25 gallons, or more, of liquids could be sloshing about in the casket. Not a very pretty mental picture, is it?
not only that, your dead body inside that expensive cascket could kill someone!
Occasionally, the above situation may result in the phenomenon informally known within the Death Care Industry as "Exploding Casket Syndrome". This is due to a buildup of extreme pressures within the sealed casket. When this happens, the casket may quite literally blow up, spewing corpse liquids and body parts throughout the mausoleum crypt. This may result in serious damage to the crypt itself; obviously the casket and the body are extremely damaged or destroyed by the explosion. The decorative marble fronts of the crypts may even be blown out; thus, foul-smelling liquids, semi-solids, and casket pieces may be thrown into the public area of the mausoleum. This is not only a traumatic incident; nearby people could be injured or killed by pieces of mausoleum marble and concrete acting as shrapnel!
So why be like the egyptians who preserved the body because they beleived you'd actually need the physical body in the underworld. Or at least, do the sensible thing and allow the body to rot naturally in an open air area in a wooden coffin and just bury the bones.
-Dan
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Microsoft Donation and WTS
by MacHislopp inmaybe it will interest some.... "microsoft corporation supports its employees philanthropy by matching employee donations up to $12,000 per employee per year to eligible 501(c)(3) nonprofit organizations.
through its matching gifts program, microsoft donated at least $5,000 in cash and/or $25,000 in software (retail value) to the following organizations.
(donations to religious organizations are restricted to secular community service programs.
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bboyneko
My brother's company has a thing every year were each employee is given $100 to donate to a charity of their choice...a corporation as large as microsoft probbaly dosent have time to make sure all these charities are actually charity. SO likley one of the employees who is a drone gave his $100 to the only charity the borg allow him to give to.
-Dan
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SECRET 2002 DC Hip/Hop FINALE
by BoozeRunner ini happened upon a secret borg communique with a holo-deck practice session of next years dc grand finale.
awww hell, i was goofing around in chat yesterday, and promised tina, mommy, and ven i would make a post out of my goofs.
imagine this scene: .
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bboyneko
don't forget the 90 year old annointed guest speaker breakdancing on the flattened out boxes used to give the latest book that was released.
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Help for a non-Witness
by hagey ini'm looking for anyone who is married to a non-witness, or someone who themselves is not a witness but is married to one.
i'm in desperate need of advice and don't know where else to turn.
i myself am not a witness but my girlfriend is and our religous differences are forcing us apart.
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Won't happen unless you get her to at least seriously doubt her religion.
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paranoid android
by spider indid you used to get people in your cong that were more sensitive to the demonic influences than others.some people just used to get bad feelings about an innocious piece of music.a tears for fears song did it for one of my old friends.then there are others that sense a satanic presence around inanimate objects.. satan was everywhere and in everything.kate bush was a witch - so was the girl out of fleetwood mac.some records had secret messages that if you tilted your head and turned three times said "worship satan" .
there probably are such messages in metal music but they used to be so paranoid it reached ridiculous levels.
"don't you hear it - listen again but slow it down more" .
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My father beat my mom pretty bad one night, his mistake was that everyone was home..I called the cops on his ass and he got in a lot of trouble, my JW family except for my mom are pissed I involved the secular authorities in a 'family matter' ...whatever...anyway he says that a demon made him do it..for real! I hope that he says that in a court of law..then they can have him commited to one of the United States 'high quality' mental institutions :)
asshole, anyway haven't spoken to his ass in over 2 years.
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Society to Publishers: Shut Up!
by metatron inlatest propaganda from the borg (wt.sept 1, 2001, pg.15).
"suppose, though, that we personally have been the.
victim of a perceived injustice.
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Wow..yes thst is pretty bad..they have been aware of impending lawsuits (their lawyers are not idiots..I'm sure they warned the GB)Anyone remember that Watchtower article that says repressed memories of child abuse are planted there by demons? Also by saying elders are placed there by holy spirit they i mply Jehovah himself appointed them so they are infallible.
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Oh May We Ever Live Up To Our Chosen Name!
by Englishman inthere are some really weird and interesting names on this site.
just out of interest, lets swap details of how we selected our chosen "stage name", it could be fun!.
i chose "englishman" when i first started to lurk at h20.
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No 6,
You ever watched NOWHERE MAN? It aired on american TV..it is very similair to the PRISONER..in fact it is inspired by THE PRISONER
It is about a reporter named THomas Vale (played by bruce greenwood..most recently seen in the film 13 days playing john F. Kennedy)whos entire life gets erased while he goes to the bathroom at a restaurent..when he gets out his wife isnt there, the people there have no memory of him adn kick him out, when he gets home his dog growls at him and his wife is married to another man..its all cus of a photograph he took and only he has the negative..so every episode we find him searching for answers and hiding the negative in many ingenious places...very good show
-dan
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It was Gerri Halliwell, which spice was she?
Here is a quote from her:
Mum was a Jehovah's Witness who didn't celebrate Christmas or birthdays. And too often there was the threat of violence from Geri's father.
"He'd pull his belt from his trousers and snap it through the air like a whip," she wrote. "As I lay hiding under the bed, I heard him shouting, Ready red legs, before he pulled me out and whipped me across the back of my thighs."-dan