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I tried, I honestly tried to like this movie. But when the ending credits rolled, the entire theatre kinda stared at the screen with this look on their face like 'oh my god...star wars is dead'
Here is my feeling on why it failed:
1) the force is genetic? ARGHH lucas killed all the magic and reduced it to a virus
2) The lightsaber battles at the end SUCKED. Obi-wan fights,..zap zap oops its over. Anakin fights. Oh cool he has two lightsaber! Oh never mind the other saber got knocked out in 1 second. Well, at least the rest of the fight will be good. Zap zap. Oops..its over.. damn that was quick.
Then yoda comes in. And you KNOW it will be dope. This one lasts about 8 whole seconds. ooooooooh. Yoda looks like a friggin mexican jumping bean. I was so looking forward to this fight. It also sucked.
3) Poor Haydn Christophers lines were beyond cheesey. "My soul aches for you..im tortured by the kiss you should not have given me." His 'love' for her borders on dangerous obsession.
4) CGI scenes involving characters riding on top of animals looked so damn fake. They might as well have used claymation. The scene with luke riding a taun-taun in empire strikes back looks better than the scene in episode 2.
5) I think that 100% of the people who saw this movie will agree with the next one: C3P-O's one liners during the final battle were so god awful the entire theatre groaned. 'Oh what a drag!' as his head is being dragged by R2. 'I'm beside myself!' when his head is literally beside himself. This is somewhat inapropiate considering jedi are being slaughtered around him. Oh yeah dont forget 'Die jedi dogs!'
6) jango fett versus mace windoo. lasts about 1 second, and jango gets his head cut off like a dog. WTF?? There was NO good light saber battles.
7) Jar-Jar leads to the rise of the empire? WTF?
8) Is obi-wan really that stupid about the missing planet? "Hmm..the stars gravitational pull shows something there, but the map dosent show it.." Duh obi-wan..maybe it got erased? hmm?
9) R2-D2 can fly????????? Why the hell didnt he use that ability in the original trilogy? This is getting ridiculous.
10) bobba fett way overacted the 'i am evil' thing. He might as well have gone bWAHAHAHAHA and like rubbed his hands together while ligthning crackled and he kicks a puppy.
11) No space battle other than the jango versus obi wan thing that wasnt a fight as much as yet another chase.
Save your money and see spider man.
