Sounds like something they'll be publishing after h'Armageddon during the thousand year reign of the WBTS Christ...
Q: I have risen from my tomb to discover that not only has my beloved spouse remarried and is living happily-ever-after with her new honey (so I can never have her back) but I am told that I can never (in all of eternity) find a new helpmete of my own. How can I deal with my feelings of loss and despondancy?
A: Such feelings are natural on first arising, but rest assured that the more you turn to our loving father in prayer, read the publications and busy yourself in service, teaching the resurrected ones about God and his myriad rules for ongoing membership in paradise, the more your grief will fade and the great blessings of eternal celibacy will become increasingly known to you.
--Merry