Oh if only we had some of the apocryphal stories, like the capricious/spiteful divine child jesus, or even the Peter vs. Simon Magus saga. Think of the cool dramas we could have had with them. A little Jesus giving the audience the evil eye and the kids in the drama are turned into animals! Maybe they could even bring in wires for when Peter prays to have Flyin Simon come crashin down. He doesn't die so thats not too shocking for the kiddies. But the whole audience can cheer on the mob that will drive him out of the town.
On a more 'upbuilding' note (did I make ya puke with that wording?), I did seriously like some of the parables and visions in The Shepherd of Hermas. Like how the rich and poor were compared to a vine and a tree, giving each other mutual support. But its position of one other strike after baptism and you're definitely out was a bit harsh.