Posts by Beck_Melbourne

You are so lucky startingover...I wish I could say the same. There are so many people my life affects - three great kids, my husband, siblings, mother etc...I would want to be around for them as long as I possibly could.

Something I would like to do though before departing this world, is to see my grandchildren....i'm only 39 so no hurry yet...but I would seriously hate to miss that phase in my life which is still to come.

~Beck~

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Super_becka, where are you?

by daystar in

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march 9 was her last post.

any ideas?

lola?

Beck_Melbourne

I'm HERE....I'm HERE

sorry...wrong becka

~Beck~ not so super

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Teen seeks court's permission to marry!

by Atlantis in

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http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200603/s1598713.htm

teen seeks court's permission to marry

a 17-year-old tasmanian girl has applied to the magistrates court for permission to marry her 25-year-old fiance before she turns 18.. stephanie anne grabe, of new norfolk, has applied on religious grounds, saying she wants to be married before she moves in with her partner, owen gillbee.. miss grabe and mr gillbee are jehovah's witnesses.

Beck_Melbourne

The poor bugga...I've been down that road...staying with the inlaws until your parents concede to signing the papers so you can marry before you turn 18 - only so you can then be in good standing before the congregation - poor bugga - DON'T DO IT ! ! !

A 17-year-old Tasmanian girl

Hmmm...maybe Frog knows them...

~Beck~

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Totally Crazy thing said by Elder who studied with me...

by drew sagan in

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back in the day i remeber the edler who studied with me was trying to make everything much more exciting that it actually was.

all kinds of crazy stories and theories about god where told, but none sticks in my mind deeper than this load of crazy paste .

the elder was talking about how time travel is actually possible with god (wtf?

Beck_Melbourne

OMG, what an honour it must have been to study with such a legend

I allways figured this was the leftovers of a conversation or discussion he heard

I would have thought the same thing...with his past experience, he's clearly picked up some 'assumptions' along the way and made them his own - what a cracker!

I remember hearing the story about how the earth would get so over populated in the new system that new planets would become inhabitable and humankind would then fill them...and so on.

~Beck~

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Waxing

by Lo-ru-hamah in

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i am going to try this on my legs.

has anyone, or does anyone get their legs waxed?

how bad does it hurt?

Beck_Melbourne

I love it....feels soooo good.
I know I am different, because I happen to like the pain.

Oh my goodness gracious me.....do you have a dungeon and masks and whips and stuff like that in your basement?? I think I must live a sheltered life LOL. ~Beck~

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What scares you? [Ozzie's Weekend Poll #157]

by ozziepost in

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day all!

owyergoin?

s your weekend going?

Beck_Melbourne

15. Other

Farkle scares me more than spiders and snakes. His bite is much worse - unless you're UB or Gumby or that smurf chick.

~Beck~

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Tastes like chicken

by peacefulpete in

have we heard the true story?

my exhaustive research has revealed an unthinkable chapter in jesus ministry.....cannibalism.. john 12:2.

1(a)jesus, therefore, six days before (b)the passover, came to (c)bethany where lazarus was, whom jesus had raised from the dead.

Beck_Melbourne

I just knew Jesus was a maori......you'd have to know the history of the maori to get that one....but then again....you have to be on drugs to get this thread *jokes joyce*

~Beck~

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Slap Uncle Bruce Here ~ Weak Poll #1

by unclebruce in

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g'day rude people,

some of you are just now learning what long-suffering older posters have known all along i can be very annoying!

my rising paranoia tells me enemies are setting up all around ... golf keeps whacking me with his #12 iron, the elders keep threatening to take me to the backroom, and even the mild mannered caveman comes out to kick me in the go-nuts

Beck_Melbourne

Hi UB....you out did yourself....very cool thread....4 pages and still going

Your poll left me no option but to choose:

jump me from a tree (girls only please)

Hell I'd jump ya up a tree, under a tree, beside a tree, behind a tree.....tied to a tree, suspended from a tree, a-top a tree, hell I'd even go so far as in front of a group of trees

I'm just kidding of course...I wouldn't jump ya 'in front of a group of trees'...that's way too kinky.

Have a great weekend UB.

~Beck~

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Fastest Watchtower Study in History!

by unclebruce in

when i started dating susan i became very conscious of my 'standing in the congregation.

susan and her parents attended elizabeth congregation 20kms away.

they knew that i'd missed the sunday morning meeting, so i invited them to meet me for the afternoon session at my kingdom hall.. prospect shared the hall with enfield congregation.

Beck_Melbourne

I think I was at that meeting.....and my hair wasn't 'blue'....it was a jackaranda rinse with highlights!!!

Hello UB....funny story, can't say I've ever known a meeting to be that short - although I do remember the days when everyone would take a five minute break for a quick smoke at half time....that was fun. They did away with the half time break because too many kids were wandering off and buying lollies...they also did away with the smoking...wasn't worth going after that.

~Beck~