Meat in due [holiday] season! Thanks Scully et al!
And Merry Christmas!
Dave
AlmostAtheist
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A Holiday Gift to JWD, from Scully & Friends
by Scully ini have been working on this little project for quite some time, and it's finally ready to share with all of you... just in time for the holidays!.
this project entailed converting scans of hard copies of public talk outlines into pdf format and then compiling all of them into zip folders.
there are over 150 documents in total, complete with update notices from brooklyn.
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Ask Santa -- Fun Flash Program!
by AlmostAtheist inhere's a fun flash program.
you type one word or a short phrase telling santa what you want for christmas and he pulls it out of his sack!
can you stump the plump?
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AlmostAtheist
Here's a fun flash program. You type one word or a short phrase telling santa what you want for Christmas and he pulls it out of his sack! Can you stump the plump?
Dave
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Long Shot, but does anyone have any old pics of...
by El Kabong in...any district assembly pictures, particularly of those held at roosevelt stadium in jersey city, nj, yankee stadium, or the polo grounds.
the reason i would like to see these pics is because i play a baseball game called baseball mogul, and the game can be modified to use real stadium pictures in the play by play mode.
if you can pm me, or post them to this thread if you wish, it would greatly be appreciated.
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AlmostAtheist
Not too good, but does this help?
I posted the same image from two places so you can check the sources for more info/pics if you wish.
Good luck!
Dave
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listening to an oldie right nowhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R-ZE-gFcBA
by BIG D ini love old dione warwick music.
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Christmas brings pain for some of us if not all
by KW13 inmum rang to tell me a joke - she claimed she just 'thought' of me but it was transparent, she rang because its christmas.
stupid me, i knew the punchline so i said it and the phone call ended pretty much after that, really really sad i almost cried
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AlmostAtheist
Sorry :-(
>>Gonna call her back and tell her i love her.
Good idea. :-)
Dave
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Can't eat goat boiled in milk
by Satanus inone of the ot laws is to not boil a young goat in it's mother's milk, and eat it.
would that be the same as eating egg noodles in chicken soup?
just wondering.
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AlmostAtheist
My main problem with this law is it's such a pain in the ass to break! Most of the others I've been able to handle, but this one continues to elude me. Perhaps we should have an aposta-kid-boiled-in-its-mother's-milk-fest?
Dave
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Surgeon Uses Cell Phone to Capture Tattooed Genitals
by skeeter1 insurgeon in hot water after photographing patient's tattooed genitalswednesday, december 19, 2007. .
phoenix a surgeon faces a disciplinary hearing for snapping a photo of a patient's tattooed genitals during an operation and showing it around to other doctors.. mayo clinic hospital administrators said dr. adam hansen, chief resident of general surgery, admitted taking the photo with his cell phone on dec. 11. the tattoo on strip club owner sean dubowik's penis reads: "hot rod.".
dubowik, who had undergone a gallbladder operation, said he learned of the photo monday when the mayo clinic called.. "i got a strange call after my surgery from a doctor who said there was a problem.
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AlmostAtheist
From "Down Periscope" with Kelsey Grammer:
Adm. Winslow: Think like a pirate! I want a man with a tattoo on his dick! Have I got the right man?
Cmdr. Dodge: By a strange coincidence, you do, sir.Dave
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Field ministry blooper reel:
by Awakened07 in-did you ever stuff up your presentation while going door-to-door?.
i remember one beautiful summer day, me and my 'partner' were slowly approaching a man working in his garden.
it was warm, it was sunny, it was beautiful, it was peaceful and quiet - you might say it was "paradise".
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AlmostAtheist
More than once, I said, "I'm Dave and this is my friend...." and couldn't come up with my "friend"'s name to save my life. I wasn't even quick-witted enough to just make something up.
Dave
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How hardcore?
by 4mylove ini've slowly found out that my hubby was a great big jw in his active days.
he's been inactive now for about 5 years.
he has only attended 1 memorial and one assembly recently to supposedly appease his father that came into town to have to drive 1.5 hrs to attend the one in our area.
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AlmostAtheist
Seriously hardcore. If they'd've passed out the koolaid, I'd've drunk it. Happily swallowed the 1995 generation change like it was manna from heaven.
:-(
Dave
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Is the "My Book of Bible Stories" appropriate reading for Little Ones?
by Princess Daisy Boo inmy little boy, aged 4 1/2 loves his bedtime stories, and also loves "jesus stories" as he calls them... .
now, i have never gotten around to going to a book store and actually buying a childrens bible story book from the shops (yes...i still have a bit of a mental block and some deep seated issues about any religious literature).
my mom gave my kids a copy of the bible story book, as well as listening to the great teacher (the new soft cover book - think it is called that?
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AlmostAtheist
>>Oh come on people the My Book of Bible Stories isn't that bad.
Totally disagree. When I first realized the truth about The Troof, I tried to find even one story in "My Book of Bible Stories" that did not contain something inappropriate for my then 6-year-old. I couldn't find a single story.
Threw the book away, and read him Dr Seuss instead.
Dave
