Posts by JK666

I have an air lock in the sump I just bought, hooray! Life sucks, even though the water doesn't. My problem lies with hooking up to the city sewer from a septic system. Boy Wonder elder thought he knew how to hook it up, and created a lift station for the basement. It was way too small in diameter, and only with a sump, not an effluent pump. A total cluster f. So when the pump checks out, on a semi-regular basis, I get a dose of stinky reality about the "loving brotherhood."

Enough for now, back to my pool . . .

JK

21

I have an indoor swimming pool . . .

by JK666 in

jw
friends

unfortunately it is my basement!

i am in the process of sucking out the water right now, after a night of hellacious storms here in indiana.

well, it could be worse, it could still be raining.

JK666

H4O,

What is wet is wet. I have about 6" on the floor, and that is where I normally separate my laundry, so it is all soaked. Yuck! I don't even want to think about it yet. But it could be worse, I wasn't here last weekend, and it could have happened then.

One of these days, I will share about the cluster f that caused my basement problem. It involves an elder and shoddy workmanship, need I say more . . .

JK

29

Appearance of 2 straight guys walking together

by asilentone in

jw
friends

i noticed the other day that i saw 2 straight guys walking together in the neighborhood, will that give you a impression that they are gay?

JK666

Well. . .

I only got weirded out once, and that was with my brother in law. My sister is his beard, so to speak. He is a flamer!

Once we were in a hospital, and coming out of the elevator, he grabbed on to my arm and hugged it, like a woman would. If I had a button on my shoulder that would detach it, I would have sacrificed it to flee the embarrassment of the situation. He is the ultimate "Brokeback Elder." I sure am glad he shuns me now!

JK

21

I have an indoor swimming pool . . .

by JK666 in

jw
friends

unfortunately it is my basement!

i am in the process of sucking out the water right now, after a night of hellacious storms here in indiana.

well, it could be worse, it could still be raining.

JK666

. . . unfortunately it is my basement! I am in the process of sucking out the water right now, after a night of hellacious storms here in Indiana. Well, it could be worse, it could still be raining. Back to the pumps . . .

Oh grey water, keep on rolling,

Mississippi moon, just keep on shinin' on me.

JK

87

Sitting her forgetting it all.

by Sparkplug in

jw
friends

trying to remember what it is i have been supposed to be doing since monday.

don't have a clue.. my daughter ran away and all her stupid ass friends are not giving her up.

the police are looking and nothing.

JK666

HUGE BAD ASS HUG

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((decki)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

jk

22

SON OF A B$TCH!!!!

by Bumble Bee in

jw
friends

last night my car was broken into, window smashed, bunch of stuff stolen, including my purse with my id.

the police said they had a ton of break ins in this area and another neighbourhood last night, it was unbelievable the number!

now i have to go to the license office and see if i can get my license replaced with what id i have here still - i've rounded up everything i can that has my name on it, tax bill, credit card, bank card, credit card bill, i even got out my life insurance papers lol .

JK666

BB,

That sucks!

We had bad thunderstorms last night, and my basement is flooded. Just thought I'd share so you know the world isn't just $hitting on you. May you have mud fun!

JK

P.S. that is why I have a passport, even though it doesn't get me into Canada.

3

I am back! Did you miss me? I missed all of you!

by Thechickennest in

jw
friends

thursday, i boarded a propeler driven airplane at the rapid city sd airport thursday with about 75 other unfortunate passengers.

had a bumpy flight all the way to denver that ended with the worst landing i have ever experienced.

changed flights there.

JK666

Tcn,

I am glad you survived! Welcome back.

JK

9

Not scriptually free to marry..................What happens??

by Summer wine in

jw
friends

what could happen if a faded couple divorce, no one else is involved, then one gets married again a few years down the line?

do they automatically get dfed?

even though neither of them have been to meetings for a few years.

JK666

This is one of the weirdest rules/regulations of the JW religion. I have been on all sides of this in my past as a JW. I do not know how it would work with a fader, but I will give you my experiences to try to help you.

My first wife was a nympho, but just couldn't keep it at home. I forgave her for her first affair, and never got the elders involved (none of their f**king business). When I found out later about many more, I did go to them and got a "scriptural divorce." They in their infinite wisdom (or infinitesimal wisdom) tried to get me to stay with her. One elder said to me after I decided to divorce, that "Don't you know Jehovah hates a divorcing?!" I told him that he hates F'ing around too!

My second wife was young when we married, and I didin't know that she just wanted to get out of her house with her parents. Big mistake! She was a perpetual teen throughout the relationship. After 3 years, she wanted to get her own apartment and have some fun. She hated the JW's and me, so she hid her lifestyle, and I was not able to be free for a number of years. Another brother worked with her at a bar, and he knew she was sleeping around. But the "Pay Attention" book said that a person has to spend the entire night at someone's house to be considered as proof. She left me with the dog, and left whatever guy's house before sunup to let it do it's thing. Therefore no grounds for divorce! What an arcane set of rules!

I will tell you about the last one later, this is too depressing. Good luck!

JK