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  SoF: The Return

  by Bendrr in

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  first of all, i want to again point out that uad/na is not my creation.

  someone on this board started using the acronym (unseen apostates directorate / north america) and i just took it and ran with it.. so again, i should give credit to whoever came up with uad/na.

  because now we have uad/eu (uad/european union), and uad/au (uad/australia).

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  First of all, I want to again point out that UAD/NA is not my creation. Someone on this board started using the acronym (Unseen Apostates Directorate / North America) and I just took it and ran with it.

  So again, I should give credit to whoever came up with UAD/NA. Because now we have UAD/EU (UAD/European Union), and UAD/AU (UAD/AUstralia). Simon and the mods here comprise FORAD (FORum ADministration), a special operations division of UAD/EU. UAD/NA has Southern Command and BAC/SOG (Board Assistance Command / Special Operations Group).

  And of course, Southern Command's BAC/SOG proudly publishes the X-JW world's very own Bizzaro-world version of the Awake! magazine, Soldier of Fortune / XJW Edition.

  Now not too long ago there were rumors of SoF's demise. Fear not, though, as SoF is alive and well.

  As a matter of fact, I hear they're about to jump the shark yet again.

  http://members.cox.net/ganasm/sof_flash.swf

  Expect the usual hard-hitting content, plus an all-new regular serial Phase Two that pits the brave apostates of UAD/NA against the Watchtower Society itself!

  Mike.
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  Doodle-v's Awesomely Bad Movies-Part Deux

  by doodle-v in

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  the order of these don?t mean anything because they all suck.

  some are recent ones i?ve seen, a few others i threw in there for old times sake.

  1. the day after tommarow- ok, jake gylennhall is a cutie?

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  Attack of the Killer Tomatoes -- So bad it was actually good.

  Top Secret! -- Only a few redeeming jokes. The East German Womens Olympic Team, the exploding Pinto...

  Star Wars I: The Disney Menace -- Vader could kick Darth Maul's ass any day. And Jar Jar? Why didn't Lucas just throw in some Ewoks while he was at it?

  League of Extraordinary Gentlemen -- How about League of Bad Movie Ideas? Tom Freakin' Sawyer?!?! And taking the Nautilus thru the canals of Venice?

  Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle -- What the hell was John Cleese thinking? Did he really need a job that bad?

  Napoleon Dynamite was funny to me. It's one of those movies that's so bad, it's good.

  Slingblade. Did anyone else laugh their asses off thru the whole movie? I did.

  Mike.
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  Tell Me----Why Do Those Critical Of This Site, Post Here???

  by minimus in

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  any ideas?

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  The most fun aspect of a discussion board, at least in my jaded opinion, is the opposition.

  Argue with them, toy with them, flame them, ignore them, do whatever you want to do. Like it or not, they also attract an audience.

  Mike, aka Col. Bendrr, UAD/NA BAC/SOG
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  Can you comment on this story WITHOUT being negative?

  by nicolaou in

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  just for a moment try not to be a bitter, twisted, hate spewing apostate and read this....... .

  by erin concors, tribune .

  jerry and crystal baxter still look back on their first major argument as newlyweds and laugh.

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  Just for a moment try not to be a bitter, twisted, hate spewing apostate and read this......

  That's easy! They're in their 90's, been married for 75 years, and they're happy. I don't care if they're JW's or not.

  Mike.
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  The Must-See Movie for 2005!

  by Bendrr in

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  but hey!

  it could happen!.

  mike.

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  Hmm.....

  Maybe a combo of "Babe" and "Chicken Run" to spice up "Charlotte's Web"? Then again, one could always work in Spongebob somewhere too...

  Mike.
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  The Must-See Movie for 2005!

  by Bendrr in

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  but hey!

  it could happen!.

  mike.

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  Not really.....

  But hey! It could happen!

  Mike.
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  The Untold Smurf Story -- Soldier of Fortune / XJW Edition January 2005

  by Bendrr in

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  2. friends

  note to mods: this issue has been edited and i'd like to re-submit it for the perusal of jwd.

  leaving no shark unjumped, sof's xjw staff is thrilled to present our readers with an all-new format.

  we're now a website instead of crude jpeg's, though we're still proud to be crude.

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  Tex, it appears that I may be on the road to becoming the ultimate "inside joke".

  Therefore, all I can say is that "it takes one to know one!"

  Mike.
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  The Untold Smurf Story -- Soldier of Fortune / XJW Edition January 2005

  by Bendrr in

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  note to mods: this issue has been edited and i'd like to re-submit it for the perusal of jwd.

  leaving no shark unjumped, sof's xjw staff is thrilled to present our readers with an all-new format.

  we're now a website instead of crude jpeg's, though we're still proud to be crude.

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  Hey Big Tex, I'm there for ya!

  Especially considering the fact that JWD's line of credit at Stoops Manufacturing has been totally cut off!

  Mike.

  p.s. I guess we can call that a comedic "return visit"!
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  The Untold Smurf Story -- Soldier of Fortune / XJW Edition January 2005

  by Bendrr in

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  note to mods: this issue has been edited and i'd like to re-submit it for the perusal of jwd.

  leaving no shark unjumped, sof's xjw staff is thrilled to present our readers with an all-new format.

  we're now a website instead of crude jpeg's, though we're still proud to be crude.

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  We only had crappy booms for our mics, but others got bayonets!?

  Obviously you either didn't have Jehovah's blessings or your Congregation didn't have a sufficient credit line with Stoops Manufacturing!

  (both of which in the eyes of The Organization are the same grevious sin!)

  Mike.
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  Funniest Thing You Ever Saw At The Memorial?

  by Why Georgia in

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  i'm wondering what the funniest thing you ever saw at the memorial was?.

  for me it was when one of the mentally ill ladies in the congregation came to the kh with the back of her dress cut out because she said she was telling the demons to kiss her butt.. she walked right up to the front row, past everyone and sat down.. there were brothers running to block everyones view but it was quite clear that she was not even wearing undies.. this particular sister was always talking about the demons.

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  Bendrr

  There were brothers running to block everyones view but it was quite clear that she was not even wearing undies

  Theeerrrre's a MOOOOOOOOOOOON out to-niiiight!

  Mike.