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  WTS definitely BAD. Bible.....??????????

  by rootofallevil in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  so what is your take on this.. we know for sure how crooked the wts is.. how do we feel about the bible?

  do you still refer to it, quote from it, accept its teachings etc....???.

  or do you flat out reject it!.

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  Great book... for fiction that is....
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  Married or single?

  by greendawn in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  how many people here are maried or single?

  would the married prefer to be single and the single married or are they happy as they are?

  i am single and prefer to be married given the right conditions.

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  Happily married for 6 years... so stop coming on to me bitches!!! ;)
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  Technology for Country Folk

  by unclebruce in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  sorry if you've seen this before folks.

  i have leared the ways of potbelly stoves these past two winters and winter is in the air here.

  unclebruce

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  You might be a "high tech redneck" if...
  
  
  * If your e-mail address ends in ".over.yonder.com".
  
  * If you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page".
  
  * If the bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a lap top".
  
  * If your lap top has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith and Wesson".
  
  * If you've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone.
  
  * If your baseball cap reads "DEC" instead of "CAT".
  
  * If your computer is worth more than all your cars combined.
  
  * If your wife said "either she or the computer had to go", and you still don't miss her.
  
  * If you've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your beer on.
  
  * If you ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy".
  
  * If your screen saver is a bit map image of your favorite truck, tractor, or farm animal.
  
  * If you start all your e-mails with the words "Howdy y'all".
  
  * If you drive with un-opened AOL diskettes in the back of your truck.
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  !!!BREAKING NEWS!!!

  by SickofLies in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  the onion .

  search news archives .

  i say, let the good lord do the suffering for you," she said.

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  I've been had. I want my money back :P. LOL
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  !!!BREAKING NEWS!!!

  by SickofLies in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  the onion .

  search news archives .

  i say, let the good lord do the suffering for you," she said.

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  They don't need Bibles. They don't need to read about some archaic, murdering God that does not care about them. THEY NEED F*#&@NG FOOD!!!
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  Has Christ Risen?

  by Silverleaf in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i'm feeling peckish today so i thought i'd start a thread.

  i passed a church today that had one of those signs out front where they post a new message every week or so.

  the message today was:.

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  Christ is in heaven playing RISK on our planet with his bum dad....
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  The WTS crumbles.... what happens afterward?

  by Nosferatu in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  so picture this.... the wts gets sued into oblivion.

  many successfully sued because of child abuse, blood transfusion, and workers comp issues.

  the wts is no more.. hence, there are no more new publications.

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  Most will join the moonies or the mormons. Some will puff marihuana for the first time and open their eyes to life. Some will kill themselves.
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  My eighteen yr. old son wants to get his lip pierced !!!!

  by troubled mind in

  1. social
  2. family

  aghhhhhhhhhh, he thinks it's cool i think it's grosss!

  any suggestions that you think may help to persuade him from going through with it ?

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  I'm 32 and have two piercings. One in my upper left ear and another on my right eyebrow. There's nothing wrong with that. It doesn't change the person one really is on the inside. And when the time comes, the piercings dissapear and that's it. Pericings are not permanent like, lets' say tattoos (of which I have one and will get a few more).
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  This could change the whole world

  by metatron in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  a small us company named eestor is rumored to be working on a new ultracapacitor to replace batteries.

  a major investor.

  with a solid record of picking winners has recently announced major funding of them.

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  And Then we can take the capacitor and create The Flux Capacitor, install it in an electric car and with a little bit of plutonium we can travel through time and kill CT Russell and Rutherford while still young.
  Went off on a tangent there. This sounds like great news. Will keep on the lookout for more info.
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  What is the criteria for deleting congregations?

  by TooOpinionated in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  after reading another thread about a congregation being deleted, i am curious about the process.

  i didn't even know it could happen.

  how is it all decided?.

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  From what I know, a reason could be low attendance/low publishers. The congregation where I grew up, merged with another because both had very low publishers and attendance. The other congregation, for all events and purposes, was deleted and it's former members assimilated into my ex-congo.