They can. Just like Fisher-Price has a toy called Easy Link that is connected to the computer and only lets the child visit the websites it's programmed to allow. It's not difficult to do, it wouldn't surprise me if they did just that. In fact, it surprises me they haven't done it yet.
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Can Brooklyn become a Search Engine?
by horrible life inthis morning, as i was reading a couple of threads about jw's and computers, brooklyn maybe putting the km, and study wt on computer for jw's to download themselves, i had a thought.
i dismissed it, but it has been nagging me.
now i don't know anything about computers.
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This is what Global Warming is REALLY about................................
by Warlock inposted by marc morano [email protected] 5:35 pm et.
[see related un bali blog reports:over 100 prominent scientists warn un against 'futile' climate control effortsskeptical scientists urge world to have the courage to do nothing' at un conference ].
global carbon tax urged at un climate conference.
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Don;t know if any of you have seen this but it's about Al Gore's film 'An Inconvenient Truth'
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-23416151-details/Judge+attacks+nine+errors+in+Al+Gore's+'alarmist'+climate+change+film/article.do -
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Legally Funny...
by Mastodon indisorder in the courts...revisited... .
these are from a book called disorder in the american courts and are things people actually said in court.
taken down by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.
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Disorder in the Courts...revisited...
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court. Taken down by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lay there.
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. ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: In what way does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: 'Cathy, where am I?'
ATTORNEY: Why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan.
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ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shittin' me?
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ATTORNEY: The date of the conception ( of the baby ) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: What were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh....I was gettin' laid.....
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ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS : Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Are you serious? Your Honor, I need a different attorney...Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: By whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or female?
WITNESS: Guess......
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?
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ATTORNEY: ALL of your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started about 8:00 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Smith was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him.....
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Uh, are you qualified to ask that question?
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Then, could it be possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be sure?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive anyway?
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Tattoos
by LouBelle indid anyone go and get a tattoo after you left, either because you really wanted too or because you just wanted to rebel.. i got one done about a year afterwards.
it's a black widow: i've got another 3 lined up.. .
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Gregor, think of it this way, if you are somebody who collects, let's say, paintings, you're going to have pieces you will never want to let go, that you'll take with you wherever you may go. Tattoos are like that. Great pieces of art so intimate that the best way to keep them is on yourself. Or you have an old picture of your dear old grandpa, what better way to honor him and making sure that picture survives for the rest of your life than to have it done in your skin.
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by LouBelle indid anyone go and get a tattoo after you left, either because you really wanted too or because you just wanted to rebel.. i got one done about a year afterwards.
it's a black widow: i've got another 3 lined up.. .
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Hear, hear, tattoos are, or should be, something extremely personal and anybody who gets inked to impress someone else should be euthanized.
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by LouBelle indid anyone go and get a tattoo after you left, either because you really wanted too or because you just wanted to rebel.. i got one done about a year afterwards.
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Thanks, BigWilly. Sometimes ppl tell me that they would love to ge one but don't know what. Right off the bat I say, go with something that's significant for you, specially for your first one. If they have children, easiest thing to do is get your kids names in there, or something that represents them. That's something that you probably won't regret.
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WARNING: JWD IS BAD FOR YOU!
by Dansk inmany of you will know that my beloved claire is a physiotherapist (physical therapist, usa).. the other day she came home and asked "everything o.k?".
i replied: "no!".
her: "what's the matter?".
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We never learn, huh? :)
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WARNING: JWD IS BAD FOR YOU!
by Dansk inmany of you will know that my beloved claire is a physiotherapist (physical therapist, usa).. the other day she came home and asked "everything o.k?".
i replied: "no!".
her: "what's the matter?".
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JWD is indeed bad an evil. Almost 2 am and here I am. It's mostly Dansk's fault... I go to bed and I lay awake thinking: 'what might that whacky Ian be up to now?
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by LouBelle indid anyone go and get a tattoo after you left, either because you really wanted too or because you just wanted to rebel.. i got one done about a year afterwards.
it's a black widow: i've got another 3 lined up.. .
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The most important part about tattoos is really think about what to get. Get something that means something to you so much that you won't mind seeing it on you forever. And never, ever, ever get the name of a lover or partner.
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BIRTHDAYS ******* MISANTHROPIC AND TEXAS APOSTATE *******
by horrible life inhappy birthday .
misanthropic and .
texas apostate .
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