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  Anyone ever disfellowshipped for gluttony?

  by gaiagirl in

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  i never knew or heard of anyone, and remember many, many members of congregations who clearly ate much more than they needed to for health.

  since the bible lumps gluttons with other "sinners" such as fornicatiors, why does wtbts not prosecute gluttons?

  perhaps elders meetings aren't as much fun when you only get to ask questions like "what did you eat next?

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  Pfft, I doubt gluttony is even on their radar. I know a bunch of elders that were the kind of men who:

  1-Would need a boomerang to put on their belts

  2-Would be easier to jump over than to go around them

  3-Would fall out of bed from both sides at the same time

  4-Would get on a scale and it would say 'To be continued'

  5-It was less expensive to give them $30 than to treat them to dinner

  And no one said anything. Ironic that one of those tubby bastards told one of my hefty friends that he couldn't be in charge of microphones because he was too fat.

  PS-I'm a fatass and I approve this message.
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  Dear Crazy*

  by Sparkplug in

  1. jw
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  dear crazy-as-bat-sh*t-lady: .

  yes, i have rope.

  no, you can not have my rope.

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  Yeah Sparky, that line gave me a chuckle.
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  Dear Crazy*

  by Sparkplug in

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  dear crazy-as-bat-sh*t-lady: .

  yes, i have rope.

  no, you can not have my rope.

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  LOL!!! Just this week I came to the realization that the only thing I am afraid of is idiots and assholes. It seems they are the majority and the rest of us are surrounded.
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  Real Life People VS. Board Life People

  by wanderlustguy in

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  i have met quite a few folks from the forum, and between topics and posts about meeting so and so, and what is this person like, and the scandals, i felt kind of compelled to do a little mind dump on a topic about it and my experiences, and i hope no one thinks i didn't notice or remember them, these are just the most recent and those i am a bit closer to for one reason or another.

  the last thing i would want to do is talk about someone when i don't know if they would mind or not...sorry if it happens here.. first, i had a person i respect a lot tell me she thought i was much more together in real life and was really suprised when she met me...that makes me wonder what kind of wreck i read like on here.

  then it dawned on me, most of us post here as a release of things that aren't so great.

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  LOL! Thanks WLG! I am not always hungry, but I'm always ready rip some heads. At least that's the look I'm going for. I don't know how I drove that car for so long either.

  I agree 100% with all you said about the people that were in the 'fest with us. All in all, great freaking people. By the way, I'll give you the Forrest Gump accent, but the honker looks smaller in real life. :p
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  Apple Mac users-HELP!

  by Chalam in

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  hi jwd mac users, .

  any tips for me?

  i am using safari on the mac and i have trouble editing posts, i have managed it once or twice within the 30 minutes time limit but normally it gives me trouble.

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  Chalam, I use Firefox on a MAC, I recommend you download and install an add-on called Xinha. It's awesome.
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  I'M NO LONGER A NEWBIE!!!!

  by tooktheredpill in

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  this is my post #100!.

  thanks a lot for all your support to date!.

  have a great day!!.

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  Sweet! Congrats, you are on your way. Any news on the home front?
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  Whoa...what's up with me? (thanks to my friends who have been calling, etc)

  by wanderlustguy in

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  ok, this is a totally self serving thread, please excuse the me me me attitude this will have, but i have to vent, and this is the place i do it best.. i just got done starting research on eryn/eclispegate and realized i have been away for a bit.

  it's insane the scandals that go through this place.

  i can assure you i am real, and i hope those who know me would say i am as real in person as here.

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  Dude. Don't know exactly what's going on, like Dom said, you'll tell whoever you feel like telling in due course. Regardless, there are things that, for lack of a better way of saying it, have no 'easy' fixes, and it sucks.

  I sometimes wonder what could be more tragic, feeling down, sad and heartbroken or being completely numb. Don't know, but what doesn't kill us...

  I'm sending you a big psychic hetero-bear hug!

  
  
  
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  Aussie actor Heath Ledger was found dead this morning

  by Es in

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  just read in our newspaper that he was found dead in his bed this morning.

  i thought he was a great actor.. r.i.p.

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  Aussie actor Heath Ledger was found dead this morning

  by Es in

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  just read in our newspaper that he was found dead in his bed this morning.

  i thought he was a great actor.. r.i.p.

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  Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile. -The Joker
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  Heath Ledger is dead

  by dinah in

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  how sad!!

  i really loved his movies!.

  i would suggest "candy" it was an indy film he did a couple of years ago.

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  Mastodon

  We know...

  http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/151334/1.ashx