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Accepting my own mortality
by tooktheredpill ini dont know about you, but this is one of the most difficult issues of being a jw (at least for me).
as we were living on a spiritual paradise (totally unreal), we used to believe everything the gb said without questions.
i was not going to get old, or go to high school, or go to college or get married and the "big a" was going to finish the "wicked system" ... and them we were going to have a paradise earth forever.... .
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What does your Avi mean to you and why have you chosen it?
by FreedomFrog ini'm sure this has been posted before but i think many have changed their avi's.
my avi:.
the frog i have now has a gavel...i liked it because to me, it's giving the impression of being released from bondage (as in a prisoners case).
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Me in Boba Fett's armor. Why? Because Fett is the baddest of the bad and I look damned sexy in it...
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Nina, I'm glad you're ok. But, I am writing this down on my little black book of spankings to be given...
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Thanks Decki. It IS funny! I really like the choruses: "Lucy Liu won't do Mad TV (that bitch!)"- LOL!
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Dex, are you implying that you want to see us singing while wearing corsets? :p
It was funny... mad funny! I'll make sure the Mrs. sees it! :)
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WHY did the Chicken cross the road?
by Mastodon inwhy did the chicken cross the road?.
dr. phil :.
the problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'this' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'other side' of the road.
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Sorry you can't see the photos, but thay're not that important
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WHY did the Chicken cross the road?
by Mastodon inwhy did the chicken cross the road?.
dr. phil :.
the problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'this' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'other side' of the road.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? DR. PHIL :
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems. OPRAH :
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens. GEORGE W. BUSH :
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here. COLIN POWELL :
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.... ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road. JOHN KERRY :
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it. NANCY GRACE :
That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks. PAT BUCHANAN :
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American. MARTHA STEWART :
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information. DR SEUSS :
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told. ERNEST HEMINGWAY :
To die in the rain. Alone. JERRY FALWELL :
Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth?' That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side. That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that. GRANDPA :
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough. BARBARA WALTERS :
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road. JOHN LENNON :
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace. ARISTOTLE :
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. BILL GATES :
I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% ......... reboot. ALBERT EINSTEIN :
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken? BILL CLINTON :
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken? AL GORE :
I invented the chicken! COLONEL SANDERS :
Did I miss one? DICK CHENEY :
Where's my gun? AL SHARPTON :
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So just what or who DO you have faith in now?
by oompa ini never used to wonder about death, or what comes after, because i had all the answers!
but now i really wonder, but not with fear....it feels odd, and i am curious.
this planet and universe are so incredible and complex that to me it defies logic that someone must have had a creative hand it.
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I have faith in myself, my wife, my left nut, my bong, my PS3 and Boba Fett.
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Drinking and Posting
by wanderlustguy incertainly, in these end times, we may encounter individuals who do not heed the counsel found at 1st wlg, 3:13. yes, that is correct, as apalling as it sounds...they do the unthinkable.
they drunk post.. many of us have been tempted, nay, stumbled into the sin of drunk posting.
but there are those among us who have traveled the dark path, and from them we learn what not to do.
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I've never posted drunk. Actually, I don't even drink that much, never did. I have, however, posted under the influence of the Holy Weed, but most people won't be able to tell the difference.
As a general rule, if I post past 11:00 pm (cst), I'm probably more stoned than a fornicating muslim woman.
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