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what was the worst advice you were ever given

by rockmehardplace in

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i was that one way to increase my field service time for me and my wife was by standing at a truck stop and hand out tapes to truckers in the early mornings.

this is the same lot that is frequented by drug dealers and hookers.

another time, while studying, i said i did not understand the blood issue.

My Mother Says Matter of Factly "You're Gonna Die At Armageddon"

by minimus in

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friends

we were conversing and she said it like it was a fact that she simply has accepted.. i actually found it quite funny..

I've said it a 100 times and I'll say it again, and in fact will tell my mother if she ever made a comment like that: "I'd rather die than spend eternity dressed in polo shirts, kakhis and surrounded by douchebags".

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Another Icon gone, Billy Mays....

by Quirky1 in

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friends

thoughts?

?.

Mastodon

Icon? Hardly...

In other news, Billy Mays has just become the pitchman for Zombie Clean™! Because being undead doesn't mean you have to be filthy!

Order now and and we'll throw in Brain-Eez, to make the opening of stubborn cranial cavities a breeze! And if that wasn't enough, we'll throw in 'The Groper', for those hard to reach victims!

R.I.P. Billy!

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Do JWs believe Lucifer is Satan, the Devil?

by cameo-d in

does wt teach that these are all names for the same entity and that this entity is actually a fallen angel creature?.

please enlighten me.. thanks,.

cameo-d.

Mastodon

I fail to see the relation between the name 'Lucifer' and Satan.

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Slang tranlation

by donny in

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friends

a co-worker of mine said he went out with a "high yellow" gal over the weekend?

what kind of girl is a "high yellow" girl?.

Mastodon

www.urbandictionary.com

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Marijuana?

by Mando8000 in

i would like to speak with a jw or anyone here who believes in god, and i would like in fact i dare you to find a reason why humans shouldnt use cannabis.

<--(marijuana) actually i will give you one and it is the only one that i have found.

the only reason i found is because in most places it is illegal and god says to respect there laws but anything besides this i believe is bs so again i dare u to give me a reason besides what i stated..

Mastodon

Look, hip, I used to smoke it and developed problems with paranoia. I also "moved up", so to speak, to harder drugs.

I believe mj is frequently a stepping stone to cocaine, meth, heroine, pcp, etc.

At least it was for me, and ALL of my high school friends.

Warlock

People react in different ways to different things.

In my experience, I've never, EVER, had paranoia. Never had the jones for anything harder. None of my friends and/or co-workers have gotten into anything harder. So maybe it's you and your 'high school friends' that were the 'dumb fucks'.I doubt the effect on teenagers is the same on adults.

On the other hand, I have safely done away with 3 different prescription drugs since I started. I started after I turned 30.

So there maybe a possibility that what works for some people, doesn't work for others.

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People STILL believe in Demons and Ghosts on this site...bloody 16th Century rubbish!

by Witness 007 in

it's the 21st century mate!

there is no evidence for demons and ghosts!

people saying ouija boards really work because: "this one time...at band camp...." crap i say!

Mastodon

I ain't scared of no ghost!

:p

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SC Governor and Men in general

by Wordlygirl in

this is a question for the guys on this board.

i have seen and read so many cases where very succesful men throw their careers, relationships and reputations away over a bit of booty.

is there some tipping point in a males setup that causes the lower head to completely overrule any and all of the directions from the upper one?

Mastodon

Chris Rock said: "Men are as faithful as their options." I find that to be true in most cases. Not all, of course, but most.

Another popular saying states: "Never shit where you eat." Which means: don't have an affair with someone from work or that mght put your career in jeopardy. Senator John Ensign comes to mind...

At least they weren't caught in airport bathrooms, tapping their feet.

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