Have any of you ever done a bit of sewing on your lap only to find you've sewn something to your trousers? Or is that just me?
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Total Fluff - Sewing
by mrsjones5 inhow many here sew?
i am finishing a long satin skirt and will start on a long asian influenced dress today.
this is for a mary kay convention i will be attending next week.
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Beach or Swimming Pool?
by Dimples in.
what do you do to cool off on a hot day... go to the beach or swim in a pool?
i prefer swimming in a pool myself.. dimples
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mrsjones5
Pool, where I come from (Northern California) water at beach is too cold brrrr
Josie
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heehee
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Technically Speaking...
by joannadandy in.
i can't be an apostate if i never got baptised, correct?.
in jw technical terms of course.
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you have a blog? cool
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Technically Speaking...
by joannadandy in.
i can't be an apostate if i never got baptised, correct?.
in jw technical terms of course.
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mrsjones5
I like that: Undercover Apostate
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religious joke..feel free to add to
by tijkmo in.
local tv paper this week had a section on religious jokes..amongst which was this.
'what do you get when you cross a devil worshipper with a jehovahs witness.... someone who goes from door to door telling people to go to hell'
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mrsjones5
Ok Ok I promise this is my last joke and my favorite
Heaven is manifested as a huge skyscraper, and the Archangel Gabriel is the elevator-operator. As each new entrant arrives, the Archangel asks for their religious affiliation, and each is taken to the appropriate floor:
Gabriel asks, "Religious affiliation?"
"Methodist."
Peter looks down his list, and says, "I'll let you off at floor 24, but everyone please be very quiet as we pass floor 13."
Another arrives at the elevator. "Religious affiliation?"
"Southern Baptist."
"We'll go to floor 66, but everyone please be very quiet as we pass floor 13."
A third arrives. "Religious affiliation?"
"Reformed Jew."
"Get off at floor 10, but everyone please be very quiet as we pass floor 13."
One of the passengers finally asks, "I can understand there being different floors for different religions, but why must we be quiet as we pass the 13th floor?"
"Well, the Jehovah's Witnesses are on that floor, and the loving All-Being has mandated this rule out of sheer kindness" explains the Archangel. "You see, only a small group of them imagined that they would be here in the first place - and they think they're the only ones here." -
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religious joke..feel free to add to
by tijkmo in.
local tv paper this week had a section on religious jokes..amongst which was this.
'what do you get when you cross a devil worshipper with a jehovahs witness.... someone who goes from door to door telling people to go to hell'
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OK last one then I gotta go make dinner lol
Two missionaries of the Church of Latter-Day Saints were walking down the street when they ran into two Jehovah's Witnesses coming directly at them from the opposite direction. The elders stopped, and one of the Jehovah's Witnesses said, "We don't move for false witnesses." One of the Mormons said, "We do," and they went around them
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religious joke..feel free to add to
by tijkmo in.
local tv paper this week had a section on religious jokes..amongst which was this.
'what do you get when you cross a devil worshipper with a jehovahs witness.... someone who goes from door to door telling people to go to hell'
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Light Bulb
How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to change a light bulb?
Twelve. They all live in Brooklyn, and they have to keep changing it every day for "new light."
Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to knock on your door and ask you if you've seen the light!
None. They're always getting "new light" from Brooklyn.