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  Ho Ho Ho!!

  by happy2b in

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  are we all ready for christmas?!!

  so, who here buys 'real' trees and who has the fake?

  this will be our 4th christmas.

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  I really love a real tree, but they can be messy, so we decided to get a fake one.
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  None of your business

  by JH in

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  being a jehovah witness, did you feel obliged to have a 4 door car?

  once i bought a 2 door car, and everyone was looking at me as if i commited a crime.

  i then reasoned with them saying, "didn't jesus send his deciples by groups of 2?".

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  Sure did feel like a 4-door was supposed to be their form of transport. Thing was I should have put a taxi sign on the top, and a meter inside, I bet no one would have asked for a ride then.
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  How many times in front of a committee??

  by refiners fire in

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  geesh.

  lets see.

  when i got baptized the first time.

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  Only once:

  I was smoking and some little rat snitched on me, while she was having an affair.
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  WHY I HAVE A DOG

  by target in

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  dogs don't turn into teenagers.

  they don't care about clothing styles.

  they don't get depressed about friends.

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  Let me see:

  So he can sniff our guests crotch.

  So he can go into that litter room and eat cat do-do.

  So I can pick up his do-do off the lawn.

  So I can brush his hair, no one does mine.

  So I can vaccum his hair off the furniture.

  So he can take over my bed and leave me with no covers or room.

  So he can sit and stare at me while I eat, and think it is his food.

  I love my pets, cause when they are gone, you have great memories of them, good and not so good.

  But most of all it is that unconditional love they give to you, when you come in the door and they are soooo excited to see you, like you have been gone forever.
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  Could You Live Without Your CellPhone?

  by SpannerintheWorks in

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  i rely on it for business.

  some reports say that they cause brain tumours...?

  they also save a lot of lives (indirectly, of course) by allowing the user to dial for emergency services when there isn't a payphone nearby.

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  Could if we had to, but found them necessary to carry around especially when in the car, for emergency situations etc. We came across a fatal accident, needed to use it then, and our daughter age 24 has one, as she drives alone sometimes, and we just feel a little more secure that she has it in case she needs to call for help. We all used to drive lets say vehicles that would run most of the time, but had the occasional break-down, a cell phone comes in handy in such situations.
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  Sad Songs

  by Larry in

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  i'm compiling a cd of songs that make you cry (i'm in that mood).

  what songs are tear jerkers to you?

  thanks - ll

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  Josh Grobin "To Where You Are." I believe is the title

  and the new one by Celine Deon about her Momma.

  I am so not good at remembering names and titles.

  and yes Tears in heaven.
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  When to put up Christmas decorations?

  by Simon in

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  the kids are very keen on having a christmas tree and some decorations.. is there any date these are supposed to go up or are we going to look really silly having it up mid november ?

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  I have noticed many around here put theirs up soon after halloween decorations are down. There are no set rules for when you should decorate, just do it when you want to. Ours are going up now.
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  Hamburger - fluff time

  by larc in

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  i have been very busy translating the dead sea scrolls and finding out how to explain to everyone what is the meaning of life, so i feel a need to take a break from my ponderous works to ask all of you a pregnant question, to wit, what is your favorite dish that is mainly comprised of hamburger, or contains hamburger as a major ingredient?

  i do request that you only provide one, and only one selection.

  (those who disobey this rule will be disfellowshipped and will not get a christmas present from me this year, even if i promised you one.

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  Here is one that has a different taste, but is good to eat. My hubby loves it.

  Beans El Rancho:

  1 lb hamburger

  1 cup chopped onion (fry these two togeather.)

  Add: 1 teas. salt

  2 tablespoons prepared mustard

  1 tablespoon packed brown sugar

  1 tablespoon vinegar

  1/2 cup ketchup

  1 can pork and beans

  1 can kidney beans

  You can microwave this on roast setting for 12 to 14 min., or however long it takes to heat up.
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  Hemp products

  by simplesally in

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  anybody ever eat hemp products or cook with hemp oil?

  i was researching normal recipes and one topic was "hemp" so i had to click on it and see if it was a joke.

  what other products are made with hemp, besides rope, of course.

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  There is also hemp, which is an oil that you can burn to put fragrance throughtout your house, it really does have a very nice scent to it.
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  What Do You Like to Collect

  by Kenneson in

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  over the years i have had several collections, ranging from louisiana bottles, (this collection was stolen); books relating to la.

  which i donated to a library; books by or about jws, which i gave to another library; a stamp collection, which is at my sister's house.

  my florida related stamps are now on exhibit at the state library of florida.

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  I have collected stir sticks, glass ones, funky ones etc. I have also collected cornflower china, I just like it. I have also collected miniture booze bottles, with the booze still in them of course.