LOL sad emo.
are you that rare species without a television in every room?!!!
Crumpet
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Will we win EUROVISION this year? May 21st 2008
by Crumpet inthe hopefuls to represent the uk are warbling on the bbc.
disconcerting but amusing to see the audience bastardise the jerry springer call for wogan and now it's terry terry terry.. if we were going to win on attractive luridly dressed girls we're in with a chance - although more cleavage and ass i say.. the second band the revelations are good, but not quite the grand climax i was hoping for.. .
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Take the Race Quiz
by mrsjones5 init's tougher than you might think.
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http://racerelations.about.com/library/bl_racequiz.htm.
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Crumpet
Only 5 right!
Wonder what my kids will look like!
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Will we win EUROVISION this year? May 21st 2008
by Crumpet inthe hopefuls to represent the uk are warbling on the bbc.
disconcerting but amusing to see the audience bastardise the jerry springer call for wogan and now it's terry terry terry.. if we were going to win on attractive luridly dressed girls we're in with a chance - although more cleavage and ass i say.. the second band the revelations are good, but not quite the grand climax i was hoping for.. .
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Crumpet
The hopefuls to represent the UK are warbling on the BBC. Disconcerting but amusing to see the audience bastardise the Jerry Springer call for Wogan and now it's TERRY TERRY TERRY.
If we were going to win on attractive luridly dressed girls we're in with a chance - although more cleavage and ass I say.
The second band The Revelations are good, but not quite the Grand Climax I was hoping for.
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Stephen Hawking
by lisavegas420 inwhat's the story on him?
i've read some of his bio, but i can't figure out how he got to be popular.
he's even had at least two guest appearance on the simpson's.
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Crumpet
you mean he's not just the dude from the radiohead - fitter, happier track? the one who went onto do the intros to the Masters of Science Fiction series and churned out a couple of impressive coffee table staples for those who never read...
(look out for our very own dawg appearing in this southparkesque version)
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who proposed to whom?
by serendipity inon feb. 29, a woman can propose marriage to her beau.
or has any guy had a marriage proposal?
what did the lady say?
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Crumpet
Spaznik - its an old British tradition - called the leap year. every three or four years when we get a leap year it means the lady can propose to the man.
So far no woman has proposed to me today, but I'm optimistic. I still have a few hours left!
Maybe I should get out of this damn basement so the women can find me.
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FF - tell me I'm not too late!!!!! and if so ; Is Rocco still available? I was going to propose but he went out for lunch and never came home, so I'll have to wait until the next one.
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Do the right thing
by coolhandluke ini have a story for you.
it relates to being an ex-jw but you don't get that till the end unlessin of course you are a smart cookie and can figure it out before then.
i love playing cards.
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Crumpet
Dawg - you are synonymous in my mind with two things now:
magic brownies and monkey sex. Now stop misleading our impressionable youngsters -
That's my job.
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Crumpet
Eyegirl and I are going to get facials and massages tomorrow. I can't wait.
Go to the Minneapolis Ex-jw Meet-up.
Clean the apartment
Video Game a Bit
Work out some
Possibly make some yummy Irish stew.
All of the above (excluding no.3) would be my ideal weekend! Chances are I will be doing mainly no.3, lots of homework like White Dove and pining for a bit of what Mrs Jones said! And apparently I agreed to take my clubs out of retirement and play some golf tomorrow, looking out of my window at the wind and rain - I predict much of that will be spent at the driving range, or more likely at the Nineteenth.
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Do the right thing
by coolhandluke ini have a story for you.
it relates to being an ex-jw but you don't get that till the end unlessin of course you are a smart cookie and can figure it out before then.
i love playing cards.
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Crumpet
Entertainingly written.
Not every good Samaritan is properly thanked. Your reward will be in heaven my child.
She could have just been peeved that you locked your bedroom door methinks.
I wouldn't let a little thing like a locked door be a barrier to my rapacious advances though.
In the meantime a little il duce prayer for when you feel the urge to throttle take you:
And when I vest my flashing sword
And my hand takes hold in judgement I will take vengeance upon mine enemies
And I will repay those who hate me O Lord, raise me to Thy right hand
And count me amoung Thy saints .
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81SOh0vVWhk
And shepherds we shall be, brother.
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Tell A Story In 29 Words - In Honor Of Extra Day
by snowbird inhere's mine:.
i've fallen down many times, but i've always managed to arise.. i know the day is coming when i will fall down and stay down until someone lifts me.. sylvia.
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Crumpet
I went to the gym today. I kicked my own ass. Why did I do this you ask me? Drugs and alcohol wish they could produce this euphoric high
Right on wildebeerman!
I do not intend to propose to anybody despite the tradition that the female can ask on a leap year.
So you can all relax and save your excuses!
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Something strange in my Pears
by LouBelle infor 2 days now the most bizarre thing has happend.
i go to lunch and have my usual pear after my crackers - half way through the pear one of my mates said something funny but not that funny - i was in hystifical fits of laughter (like i'd smoked a fat joint) the tears were running down my face.
today, fininshed my pear and the same mate brought up yesturdays scene - and that was me, but worse off - and the thing i was laughing about really wasn't that funny - but tears rolling down - man it was the most fantastic 2 laughs i've had this year.. i think my pears have been spiked..
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Crumpet
*could do with laugh, adds a juicy pear to shopping list*