i hope it shows up!
bonnzo
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bonnzo
DAMN! i look good!
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Did the elders ask for sexual details at your Judicial meeting?
by kid-A in.
i personally know of two cases where the witness being disfellowshipped was asked to provide excruciating details about the exact nature of the "sex crime" that they had committed.. having read the secret elders manual "pay attention to yourselves and all the flock" i know this is standard operating procedure for a judicial hearing.
for those that were disfellowshipped for a "sex crime"
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bonnzo
i had a friend who was asked if he fondled his girlfriends breasts while he performed oral sex on her. he couldn't believe the question!. i told him the brother who asked probably didn't know whether he should fondle breasts during oral sex. dumbasses all of them
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What's your favourite food?
by Spectrum ini've got lots but the one i'ed like right now is... .
curried goat or fish west indian style with basmati rice or lentil filled roti bread.
has anybody ever had lentil filled roti?
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bonnzo
steamed oysters with horseradish, cocktail sauce on a cracker washed down with a cold beer. heaven!
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blonde, ok and brunette jokes if you know any
by Spectrum ina guy walked into a bar with a crocodile and announced to everybody, "i bet you $10 that i can get the croc to open its mouth put my head in then withdraw it without losing my head.
any takers?
on getting some bets in, he took a heavy glass ashtray wacked the croc on it's head with full force, the croc opened it's mouth the guy put his head in and withdrew it safely.
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3 blonds are walking and come across a set of tracks. one says "these are wolf tracks". the other says "they are bear tracks". the third blond says "these are deer tracks" they are still arguing when the train hits them.
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Switch "Knowledge" to "Bible Teach" - Why?
by Inquisitor incan anyone tell me (or link me up if this has already been asked) why the january kingdom ministry instructs publishers to gradually wean studies of the "knowledge" book and to start with this new release "what does the bible teach"?.
what are they trying to hide?.
it didn't seem like there was much to be embarrassed about in the knowledge book.. inq
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they've sold as many knowledge books as possoble, so now its time to sell a new version of the S.O.S. did i say sell? i meant place for a modest contribution that is a tax dodge. i mean simplification.
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To Those Who Still Go To Meetings, Do You Sense Anything Different?
by minimus inare people excited by anything in the organization?
are they tired?
mostly missing?
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i recently asked a sister from the hall i previously attended how things were. she said that it is a "dead" kingdom hall. the attendance has dropped from around 100-120 for public talk to about 70-80. this is within 2 years. i left because of an elder body made up of jerks, and i imagine others have too.
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bonnzo
its obviously the work of DEMUNZ!!!!!
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bonnzo
big time! saw hin w/ben harper before his 1st cd was available. saw him 3 times since. i am insanely jealous of his life
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Am I a JW or not? Year of Baptisim and year of falling away.
by truth about the last days ini put this page on just to know how many jws there are on this site.
i am sure that we all will be intrested to know as to who stands where.
i am only requesting if we are a jw or not, the year we got baptized and the year that we decided to leave.
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bonnzo
baptized in 1976 at the ripe ol' age of 14(by the way, i never dedicated myself in prayer, but i did say "yes" to the 2 questions, different as they may be now. does that still count?) falling away since 2005, but cant fall as fast as i wanna.