Now SunnyGal! You hush up that kind of talk or you're gonna make 'em have to reconsider their stand on wedding anniversaries!
I can see it now, "New Light District Convention" in a manuscript talk with the brother on the side ready to jump up and take over if the speaker should swerve to the right or to the left, "After careful consideration of the origins of Wedding Anniversaries, it has been decided that all mature Christians would avoid the practice on pain of shunning. Don't worry about the fact that you were spiritually immature up until this point since you didn't figure that out on your own, you could hardly be expected to come across any new light before the FDS does - you spiritually mature lot, you. After all, if you had started telling people last year that they shouldn't celebrate their Anniversary you could have been disfellowshipped for running ahead."
"We know all mature Christians will cooperate with these new directions from Jehovah, who doesn't change with the varying of a shadow. You'll be able to tell those who were too immature to change, because they'll soon be disfellowshipped."
Sincerely,
B_Ing Invisible