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  Republican Vs Democrat

  by Bangalore in

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  a republican and a democrat were walking down the street when they came across a homeless person.. the republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him come to his business for a job.

  he then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.. the democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help.

  he walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office.

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  bluesapphire

  The whole joke was about a Republican being charitable to a single homeless person. It was a damned lie and not only a lie a STUPID LIE that no one would believe. NO Republican would EVER take a homeless person off the street and have them come to their business and give them a job. And I doubt any Republican Right Winger would give a $20 spot to a homeless person, for that matter. Anyone who says otherwise is a freaking piece of shit liar!

  I have more Republican friends than Democrat and I love them dearly but not a single one of them would EVER give a $20 spot to a homeless person. In their own minds they would think (and probably say out loud), "For what? Let him get a job like I have. Let him stop drinking. Probably an ex-con drug addict....."

  Yeah, they "tithe" to their churches. Big F'ing deal! And when their husbands get laid off they collect unemployment. And when unemployment gets extended NOT A SINGLE REPUBLICAN UNEMPLOYED PERSON would dream of turning down the money. But those same people when they or their husbands go back to work are in an uproar at any subsequent extensions of unemployment.

  Or here's another one: Husband works for the government (defense engineer/designs weapons) and makes a ton of money. Gets pissed off when Obama wins because "Democrats always reduce the spending on military." Well, that means a certain someone could lose their great government job. So it's ok when the government spends a load of cash on THOSE jobs. Just don't spend any money on middle income type jobs. That is "socialistic."

  HA! Here's one more for ya. Friend is totally giddy that Prop 19 lost in Cali (Marijuana legalized). Why? Well the following day her husband who works for law enforcement participated in a huge raid of pot ring. Tons of cash spent investigating, arresting, paying salaries for cops, lawyers, clerks, judges.... God forbid we get rid of that government cash cow!

  Republicans are hypocrites. All the way around.
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  Republican Vs Democrat

  by Bangalore in

  1. social
  2. humour

  a republican and a democrat were walking down the street when they came across a homeless person.. the republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him come to his business for a job.

  he then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.. the democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help.

  he walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office.

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  "dumb asses" is right. I had TWO friends at work today talking about how much they "Loved George W. Bush on Oprah the other day." These are ladies who are both employed by the government (in education) and whose husbands are also employed by the government (one in education and the other as a forest ranger).

  I was like, WTF???? You guys want to go back to Bush????

  "Oh but he was sooooo REAL."

  "Yeah, he sure was real when he lied and sucked our country into money pit wars!"

  "Well, I like Obama as a person but I hate his policies?"

  "Which policies are those? The one where the stimulus created a job for your husband who was unemployed for almost a year due to Republican policies? Or the ones where he extended unemployment so you didn't lose your house? Or the ones where he is making it so your two sons will still be covered under their dad's medical insurance policy that he gets by working for the Federal government? Do tell: Which Obama policies exactly do you HATE?"

  Freaking Retarded Dumb SH*ts!
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  Republican Vs Democrat

  by Bangalore in

  1. social
  2. humour

  a republican and a democrat were walking down the street when they came across a homeless person.. the republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him come to his business for a job.

  he then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.. the democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help.

  he walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office.

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  FHN, don't bother. I have a feeling when these guys read my posts they ring true and they are actually PROUD of it.

  I mean, starting from the initial "joke" portraying a Republican as helping anyone and giving them a job and a $20 spot! Come on! Get real!

  And then the cheesy kudos coming from the usual sources saying things like, "It's accurate" and "It's true." And BTS saying it's true that Republicans are "more charitable" than Democrats. Yeah, we know they are charitable all right. We've all seen how charitable Wall Street is and Big Oil and Big Pharma and their Republican bed-fellows are.

  I had some respect for some of these guys before. But this is just flat out dishonesty.
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  Republican Vs Democrat

  by Bangalore in

  1. social
  2. humour

  a republican and a democrat were walking down the street when they came across a homeless person.. the republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him come to his business for a job.

  he then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.. the democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help.

  he walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office.

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  bluesapphire

  Aww, Gregor, that was TOOO easy!

  Too bad you are too stupid to see that you are too stupid.
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  Republican Vs Democrat

  by Bangalore in

  1. social
  2. humour

  a republican and a democrat were walking down the street when they came across a homeless person.. the republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him come to his business for a job.

  he then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.. the democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help.

  he walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office.

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  bluesapphire

  Aww, Gregor, I'm so sorry. You should have informed us about your confusion sooner.
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  Republican Vs Democrat

  by Bangalore in

  1. social
  2. humour

  a republican and a democrat were walking down the street when they came across a homeless person.. the republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him come to his business for a job.

  he then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.. the democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help.

  he walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office.

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  bluesapphire

  ROFLMAO, That is CLASSIC coming from YOU of all people. Now you made my day.
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  Republican Vs Democrat

  by Bangalore in

  1. social
  2. humour

  a republican and a democrat were walking down the street when they came across a homeless person.. the republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him come to his business for a job.

  he then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.. the democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help.

  he walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office.

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  bluesapphire

  Awfully quiet in here.
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  Republican Vs Democrat

  by Bangalore in

  1. social
  2. humour

  a republican and a democrat were walking down the street when they came across a homeless person.. the republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him come to his business for a job.

  he then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.. the democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help.

  he walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office.

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  bluesapphire

  Two Republicans walking down the street and one says to the other, "Did you hear how much money we are spending on social programs? What a waste! Those lazy good for nothings! Let them fend for themselves!"

  The other one says, "Exactly! What they need to do is lower our taxes and stop redistributing our money to help the losers!"

  The first one says, "I agree!!! So, did you hear we're about to start a war with Iran, North Korea and Pakistan!!! Awesome dude ... I'm gonna go home and play with my assault rifle!"
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  Republican Vs Democrat

  by Bangalore in

  1. social
  2. humour

  a republican and a democrat were walking down the street when they came across a homeless person.. the republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him come to his business for a job.

  he then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.. the democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help.

  he walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office.

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  bluesapphire

  Really????

  I'm a Democrat and none of these are how I would handle it. The joke is lame and inaccurate. Every Republican I have ever met would do the following:

  If they saw a beggar on the street: How pathetic. Get a job. I'm not giving him my money to spend on drugs/alcohol.

  If they saw a teenager who needed sex ed: Abstinence only!!! All sex is evil evil evil!!!

  If they saw the pregnant teenager about to get an abortion: Abortion is evil evil evil! You MUST have that baby!!! You're poor? Well have it anyway. You have "options"!

  If they saw the child of that pregnant woman poor on the street: How irresponsible the mom being on welfare. Get a job! You can't afford child care? Well too bad! You should have thought of that before getting pregnant!

  If they saw that child as a teen or young adult asking for a job: Nah ... you're not educated enough. You have no skills that I can't get cheaper in another country? Nah ... no job for YOU!

  If they saw that child as an adult in prison: Good riddance of the scumbag!

  If that same child committed a serious crime: Forget being "pro life"! give him the death penalty!!!
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  Republican Vs Democrat

  by Bangalore in

  1. social
  2. humour

  a republican and a democrat were walking down the street when they came across a homeless person.. the republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him come to his business for a job.

  he then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.. the democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help.

  he walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office.

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  bluesapphire

  How stupid!