I'm glad you checked in Richie. I always wonder how you're doing. You look great and your girlfriend does too. It's obvious that you're in a much happier place now. Alright!!!!
Some questions:
The tongue split? I've never seen that. Can you wiggle each side separately or do they work together? Can you feel or taste food in the split part?
How big will you make your ear lobe?
Does the nose ring make it hard to blow your nose? (I know, gross, but I've never had anyone else to ask).