Eman....This one has been making the rounds locally. You may have heard it already and it may not be raucous enough...but here goes. It seems Colin Powell and Dubya were in a bar arguing over the Iraq problem. Powell was not convinced that the U.S. should go after the Iraqi's when all of a sudden George states that not only does he want to nuke the Iraqi's but also that "beautiful, buxom blonde at the end of the bar." Well, his secret service agent who was eavesdropping got concerned and asked the president why he want to kill the beautiful blonde at the end of the bar, to which Bush turns to Colin and says, "See I told you no one gives a damn about 6 million Iraqi's."
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So Has Anyone Got A Joke For HL Then?
by Englishman in3 times a year, at the end of every college term, her ladyship likes to have a joke to tell at the end of term party.
normally softly spoken and amiable, she likes to have a well rehearsed, totally original joke to tell at the party, the more raucous the better as far as she is concerned.
in fact, she has become something of a legend now, so that she is already being asked if she has her joke sorted out for xmas, so good at the telling of them is she.. the problem is, that this terms joke, whilst being exceedingly funny, does require the use of a welsh accent.
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Is Bald Beautiful?
by jack2 inafter i got a haircut recently, a look in the mirror revealed a little too much recession of my hairline for comfort.
i saw that 'horseshoe' shape atop my head.
so, while i was away, i got my head buzzed.
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Jack...just do what I did...let your eyebrows grow long & then comb 'em back. Works great.
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Ray and Bill
by larc ini would not have posted this, but the subject just doesn't go away.
i would like to comment on the differences in the two men.
first of all, they come from different eras.
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Actually you make valid points.
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Ray and Bill
by larc ini would not have posted this, but the subject just doesn't go away.
i would like to comment on the differences in the two men.
first of all, they come from different eras.
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Ray and Bill who??
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Just found Jehovah or Jehovah found me!!!
by panduro injust wanted to let everyone know that you all have a new friend!my name is christopher from verona italy,and even after loosing friends.
and my girlfriend of ten years over my studying and putting to practice the bibles values,i realise now that it doesn't matter beacuase i am so happy that i found the truth and jehovah loves me!!
!....i am still going through a changing period but every day is geting better and i will soon be baptized.i always new that there was someting seriously wrong in the world when i was leading a very imoral life,even though i have been succesful in work and have made plenty of money i was never happy but did'nt know what it was until i met a brother..i hope to find lots of new friends here,so please everyone don't hold back!
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I too was once lost...but then the angels guided me to this site.
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Spanner... I'm Saw-wee. I skawoo'd up,
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WOE, WOE, WOE!! What would Barbara Walters tell Elmer Fudd to do if their boat was sinking?
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Introducing your Loved ones to COC
by JG inhow would you try to introduce crisis of conscience to your family.
it is so well known as oppostate and immediately brushed off.
i would like to get my wife and her family to read coc.
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JG.......Rip the cover off of CoC and replace it with a bright green cover with the new title of, "Make Sure of All Things (revised edition)". Good Luck.
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FDS has been tipped off ahead of time?!
by greven in*** w60 7/15 444 staying awake with the "faitful and discreet slave" *** yes, the "faitful and discreet slave" was awake to the coming of 1914. in 1942 the "faitful and discreet slave" guided by unerring spirit made known that the democracies would win world war ii and that there would be a united nations organisation set up.
once again the "faitful and discreet slave" has been tipped off ahead of time.
does anyone have the article this quote is referring to?
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The Faithless and Disgusting SorryAss Class did say in their 1942 book, The New World, page 329, "In line with the objectives of the Papacy, the totalitarian dictators withdrew from the League, desiring no longer to be hamstrung in the all-out effort to do the will of the hierarchy and to gain world domination by formation of a "new League of Nations"."
This had no doubt already been talked about in the world court of affairs...and besides they had to cover their ass from previous comments such as from their 1937 book, ENEMIES, page 291, "The question is, Will Great Britain and America become Fascist under the dominating control of the Roman Catholic Hierarchy? The scriptures and the facts appear to fully support that conclusion."
And let's not forget that the "ancient worthies" were coming back any day to rent that nice house in San Diego...gee I wonder what Big Joe was gonna charge 'em?
Oh yeah..and let's not forget this little gem from CHILDREN, published by Big Joe in 1941, " Only eight persons went in and eight came out of the ark. That would appear to indicate it would be proper that those who will form the "great multitude" should wait until after Armageddon to bring children into the world." They'll be eating those words for a long time. Gawd, I love these old books.
So according to the FDS (isn't that some sort of douche product?) we should all be childless, Catholic Nazi's.
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FDS has been tipped off ahead of time?!
by greven in*** w60 7/15 444 staying awake with the "faitful and discreet slave" *** yes, the "faitful and discreet slave" was awake to the coming of 1914. in 1942 the "faitful and discreet slave" guided by unerring spirit made known that the democracies would win world war ii and that there would be a united nations organisation set up.
once again the "faitful and discreet slave" has been tipped off ahead of time.
does anyone have the article this quote is referring to?
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Mike...I think it's one of those imported mints.
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