...hahaha...not quite what you think;).
after the lovely encouraging posts i got yesterday.
i decided to take their advice and start bit by bit exploring my new free life:).
I understand where you coming from. in the last 3 years I have started to discover my own clevage. It is so fun to go out to dinner with your hubby of 15 years and when he sits across from me he says I like that blouse ( wink wink ). Boobs are a wonderful thing.
Except for 3 furnerals I haven't worn a skirt in 4 years.
so i'm still stuck on the jw email spam train, and my mom sends me this powerpoint with a horrible, horrible presentation with job 38 set to a bunch of pictures of the universe and whatnot.
you know the passage, it's all "where were you when i created the earth, you insignificant gnat".
and the point, i guess, is to show that god is all powerful and awesome.
being God means never having to say you're sorry."
OMG coffe came outta my nose. You need to reply back to the email with this. its hilarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwhlvtwhum0&feature=related.
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well the snuggie cult is probably prety harmless and might lead to some snuggly fun ( wink wink)
And I doubt that if your family decides not to get a snuggie that the snuggie leader will tell you to stop talking to them because they will die.
many years ago, i worked on a jobsite in europe.
one day stands out in particular, and thought i would share it here and see if there might be any "explanation" to it.
a coincidence most likely.. .
weird
ever have one of those days..when you go outside,and part of your dogs throat has been ripped out?...
that was the begining of my day... i have no idea what attacked him..whatever it was,was f*cking vicious!
!..there was a 2 inch hole of missing fur and skin on his neck.....and a severed artery......also a 2 inch hole of missing fur and skin on his leg.....and..another severed artery.....there was blood everywhere... the nearest vet is 1 1/2 hours away..i phoned in and told the doctor to be ready for me... i tied the dogs wounds up with tee-shirts to try to minimilize the bleeding..then put a 100 lb bleeding dog,in the back of the truck..........poor dog tried to stand up in the truck..his neck started to gush with blood..i got him to lie down..the bleeding slowed.....i jumped in the truck and drove..that was one long hour and a half... the doctor came out..looked at the dog,ran back in and brought out a stretcher..it took three of us to bring him in so he would`nt move around..that dog has spunk!..lol!!.
I'm so sorry outlaw.
it seems like a massive waste of time.. how many people would successfully convert to the witnesses from field circus?
it was pretty much a waste of time in spanish language the last several years, and yet english language bros would join the spanish congos because they thought it was so much more productive!.
bts.
well it made you look good to the prospective single brothers.
rumor: they are going to eliminate personal magazine orders and just hand out enough for a week.
then, you go back next week for more.. supposedly to be tested in ny and conn.. they must be getting desperate ($).
metatron.
Dang it there goes my free toliet paper.
i remembered this after reading the thread in adult about homosexual sex.
my brother is gay and we are close, but only since i woke up, and it has been really nice making up for the lost 25 years.
so i told my elder/day a few months ago.......while talking about my new friendship with my brother.......that god is the one who "made" homosexuals....of course he said "no, it was the result of adams sin"......
my dad and others dubs say this "sin" was passed on genetically......like the dent in the bread pan thingy...SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO does anyone think Adam was able to actually alter/change his frikkin DNA?!?!?!.......
I like this point.
He must also have had a "need" to be worshiped since he demands it.
Amd why does a surpreme being need to be worshipped?
"but peter began, and said, 'now i really understand that god is not a respecter of persons, but in every nation he who fears him anddoes what is right is acceptable to him.
' " --- acts 10:34, 35; douay version.
as a jw, if you were one, did you truly believe that god would answer the prayer of a "worldly" individual only if he were praying: "dear god, i'm desperate!
I think only you hear your own prayers.
i was thinking the other day about a potential answer to the frequent party question 'what was your most embarrassing moment?'.
immediately my mind went to my last experience on the theocratic school.
as an aspiring ms, i volunteered at the last minute to give a #4 talk on a particular individual (ignorant of what i was about to get myself into).
I was householder once when I was 20. I was asked to read a scripture. For some reason my voice started to crack up like I was going to cry. I had no idea why this was happening. I had been up on stage since I was 5.
Anyway I got thru the scripture albeit very shaking. The sister giving the talk gave me a weird look. Finally the talk was over. after the meeting an elder wh oI had looked up too teased me about my voice during the talk. I NEVER gave or was the householder for another talk.
