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  Do you recognise this artwork?

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  I thought it was from a JDub publication. Greatest man perhaps?

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  Do you recognise this artwork?

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  How do you deal with people who do not like you?

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  hi guysin the last year i have started to socialise a lot more.

  namely comedy and a tennis social club.. for a variety of reasons i find socialising tough.

  in my tennis club a couple of women have been extremely rude to me and i have blocked one from my phone and refuse to speak to both.. is my behaviour extreme?paul.

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  Hi guys
  
  In the last year I have started to socialise a lot more. Namely comedy and a tennis social club.

  For a variety of reasons I find socialising tough. In my tennis club a couple of women have been extremely rude to me and I have blocked one from my phone and refuse to speak to both.

  Is my behaviour extreme?
  
  Paul
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  Brotherly love in action..

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  i'm so upset and angry at the same time.

  i move in less than 2 weeks and was supposed to be getting help off "brothers" to move and one of them was driving the van and now the elders have had a meeting and told the brothers they can't help coz i'm separated from my (abusive) jw husband and with moving it puts the chances of reconciliation (of which there was zero chance) even further away.

  where are these stupid rules that they come up with.

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  Can I ask what country you are in? I am in the UK and will find a way to help..

  Paul
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  Oddest front covers on Watchtower or Awake

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  in my comedy i want to show the audience a large version of some weird front covers from the watchtower or awake.. do you have any suggestions?.

  cheers.

  paul.

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  I remember them. How did we go door to door with them. I remember putting the embarrassing ones inside the other magazine to hide em...
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  Help with a punchline please

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  i have a joke in my comedy routine about never wrapping a gift in my life.

  it goes like this..... yesterday my girlfriend said "honey, when you go out shopping can you buy me sellotape?".

  sellotape.

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  Dubstepped I don't recall asking people to write my punchlines. If I have can you send me the link.

  My actual punchline is

  So I brought home a fat prostitute....
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  Oddest front covers on Watchtower or Awake

  by usualusername1 in

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  in my comedy i want to show the audience a large version of some weird front covers from the watchtower or awake.. do you have any suggestions?.

  cheers.

  paul.

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  In my comedy I want to show the audience a large version of some weird front covers from the watchtower or awake.

  Do you have any suggestions?

  Cheers

  Paul
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  Help with a punchline please

  by usualusername1 in

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  i have a joke in my comedy routine about never wrapping a gift in my life.

  it goes like this..... yesterday my girlfriend said "honey, when you go out shopping can you buy me sellotape?".

  sellotape.

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  I have a joke in my comedy routine about never wrapping a gift in my life. It goes like this....

  Yesterday my girlfriend said "honey, when you go out shopping can you buy me sellotape?"

  I said. What? Sellotape. Sellotape. Hows that work?

  She says. It's round, sticky and has a whole in it.

  What would you write as a punchline?

  Thx

  Paul
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  Worst things said in talks available online

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  hiya peeps.

  in my comedy routine i am keen to add some audio of the worst things jws have said in talks.

  tight pants tony.

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  Hiya Peeps

  In my comedy routine I am keen to add some audio of the worst things JWs have said in talks. So far I can think of

  1. Tight pants Tony
  2. The horrors of Armageddon. Cannot find audio
  3. Women are stupid. GB member I think

  Can you think of any others?

  Cheers

  Paul
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  My Book of Bible Stories. Comedy sketch

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  guys.

  i am trying to write a stand up comedy sketch on my book of bible stories.. one idea is how the violence, rape have helped me with making decisions as an adult.

  another idea is to pretend the book is being released today and attempt to sell the book and stories to the audience.. do you have any ideas?.

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  Guys. I am trying to write a stand up comedy sketch on My Book of Bible stories.

  One idea is how the violence, rape have helped me with making decisions as an adult.

  Another idea is to pretend the book is being released today and attempt to sell the book and stories to the audience.

  Do you have any ideas?

  Paul