* not only do you attend apostofests, you manufacture little badges with smurfs on them to wear to them!.
* more than one of your friends is simply "that guy from the apostofest".. * your name is "apostofest guy" (see tourist guy!).
* you travel over national borders in order to attend apostofests.. * you know all the regular posters here by their first names.. * you own a collection of smurfs.. * you have been referred to as the spawn of satan more than once by a jehovah's witness (bonus points for this sort of thing coming from an elder).. * you run an anti site!.
How to tell if you are an Apostate...
1. Your definition of a TROLL is not a fictional character from Lord of the Rings, nor a creature which lives under a bridge, but rather a JW APOLOGIST sh*t-starter who argues the FACTS on apostate sites. (btw, this troll DOES live under rocks @ the KH)
2. You send out Thank You cards when JW family members call you an Apostate.
Boozy
the "please be seated" post rememded me of our experiences at the last district assemblies we attended.. it was in the nynex / manchester evening news arena and it was hot ... damn hot.
they were obviously being 'cheap' and not paying for the air conditioning to be turned on.. liam was a baby and was becoming unwell because of the heat.
he was overheating badly which is pretty dangerous at that age so we stripped him off and took him out up the steps to the concourse.
Mazza, Ang:
Isnt it amazing how one is not trusted in a so called "spirtual paradise?"
Boozy
remember those signs the brothers used to carry around the conventions in the corridors during the sessions?
"quiet please".
"please be seated".
Lisa, wow, you're a saint. LOL
As for me, I've smoked, drank to excess, purchased, rolled, and smoked blunts. Other than that, I'm a pretty easy-going guy. LOL
Boozy
the "please be seated" post rememded me of our experiences at the last district assemblies we attended.. it was in the nynex / manchester evening news arena and it was hot ... damn hot.
they were obviously being 'cheap' and not paying for the air conditioning to be turned on.. liam was a baby and was becoming unwell because of the heat.
he was overheating badly which is pretty dangerous at that age so we stripped him off and took him out up the steps to the concourse.
Ahhh Simon, I wish I'd had your guts the year before my wife passed away. We were attending the DC @ Veterans Stadiumin Philadelphia(notoriously hot in the summer). My wife was in pretty bad shape, but but being as young as she was, she didnt like the thought of using a walker, or wheelchair. So, she struggled, holding my arm and walking quite gingerly.
There was no way she could have sat in the sun, so we chose seats which were in a shaded area, and reserved for elderly and infirmed. At our first attempt, a badged boob(attendant) came to us and told us that we couldnt sit there. I told him, "Shes ill." His response, "she doesnt look sick." So we went to another section of the stadium.
Again, we were told we ouldnt use that section. Again, I explained our situation. His response' "Well, whats wrong with her?" I told him, " Like I said, shes ill."
Apparently, one cant be young, and terminally ill in the BORG.
My wife looked @ me with tears in her eyes, and said, Lets go home." I readily agreed. We ended going to another convention a few weeks later @ Naussau Coliseum in L.I., NY. It was an indoor arena, so the only concern as not having too many steps to climb.
Such love that they didnt even trust what I was telling them.
Boozy
original artist: the temptations.
remake artist: george michael.
song: papa was a rolling stone.
ON BROADWAY was done by the DRIFTERS in the early sixties prior to George Benson's jazz version in the 70's.
Also, here is another good remake:
Now That We Found Love
Original artist-The Ojays
Best remake-Third World
Boozy
original artist: the temptations.
remake artist: george michael.
song: papa was a rolling stone.
see my next post.
edited due to research
has anyone heard what new books will be released at the summer conventions?.
beaten, corrupted, dying.
in his own blood lying.
Apparently, this Isaiah book will be a prequell, entitled Isaiah-Episode I:The Hidden Scrolls.
Boozy
original artist: the temptations.
remake artist: george michael.
song: papa was a rolling stone.
Ok, I dont know who did this one first, but I have heard several versions:
On Broadway
I like George Bensons live version the best.
I know I have violated the rules, but I prefer a spanking instead of a black eye. A black eye would serve no purpose, because no one will be able to see it. :-P
Boozy
on the east coast interested in coming to my bbq on memorial day weekend?
i'm not sure what day but my roommate and i are having a cookout that weekend.
they'll be volleyball, beer, lots of food and the usual fun.
Flower, I am waiting for my work schedule. I REALLY hope to be there-along with lotsa music.
Phil, aka Boozy
hello, everyone.. i somehow managed to endure a circuit assembly this past weekend.
the two positives that came out of it are:.
1) i can easily beat any test of endurance and.
As to donations to cover the convetions:I think they should-
WAIT ON JEHOVAH
Boozy(snickering)
