BoozeRunner

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  Top 10 Comments _NOT_ to make at the Hall

  by teejay in

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  # 10 - along with br.

  blanks comment, we can see it's important not to gossip and spread rumors, and some people in here need to start applying that in there lives, and get out of my business!.

  # 9 - we know we're in the last days... when i was at the movies yesterday watching scream part 3, i could see how the actors in the movie couldn't get along and solve a problem without cursing and swearing all over the place.. # 8 - i know we're all witnesses, so can i get a witness.... # 7 - uh, excuse me brother, but your talk is going overtime and kfc closes in 15 minutes, you know what i'm saying?.

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  43. Pioneer sisters, theres no need to live in poverty, not when the strip club across town is looking for new dancers.

  Boozy
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  Breaking free of the OIL habit.

  by Amazing in

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  dependancy: the usa, the western world, north and south america, and like many nations of europe and japan, are highly dependant on oil.

  i recall as a kid in the 1950s seeing gas prices at 5 cents a gallon.

  i remember my parents getting bent out of shape when gas finally reached 11 cents a gallon.. 1971: my wife and i traveled to southern california to visit friends and family.

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  Great post and replies from all. A quick and simple way to begin cutting our dependency on oil is to increase vehicle fuel economy by about 7-10%. This would cut our dependency by VOLUMES. Japanese automakers are far ahead of us in this regard. The technology exists, why not implement it? Also, 70% of vehicles manufactured in the USA are either Pick-ups, SUV's, or Minivans. They are exempt from normal passenger car fuel economy standards. Do we REALLY need such gas-guzzling vehicles? Many are simply status symbols. Do you really think that a Lexus, or Mercedes 4X4 is going OFF-ROAD?

  Of course, if we do that, then the oil barons in this country will suffer too.

  We lag terribly behind in the category of oil reserves. This should be a priority for the foreseeable future.

  As to bin Laden, the Taliban, and the Northern Alliance, they have truly shot themselves and Afghanistan in the foot. The continued civil war there forced foreign oil conglomerates to halt production on a pipeline through the country. The transit fees to get that oil to the Persian Gulf for export would have brought hundreds of millions of dollars into Afghanistan each year. Hows that for putting ya head up ya azz? LOL

  It is now rumored that the proposed pipeline may run OUTSIDE of Afghanistan along the border of-get this-IRAN among others.

  OPEC? I think they are trying hard not to piss us off by taking advantage of the unrest in the region.

  Boozy
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  I Just got OLDER....burfday today :-)

  by BoozeRunner in

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  yikes!!!!

  i think i'm an old man, lol.. definitely an excuse to have a few drinks toite.. boozy

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  OK...TY to all the belated birthday wishes, ESPECIALLY my big Sis, Topangagal. :-) I LOVE YA!!

  Boozy
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  Must See Post!

  by mommy in

  1. jw
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  every now and again there is a post that just pulls the rug out from underneath me, and touches a place in my heart.

  lauralisa on another thread has accomplished this.

  by others who have replied, i can see that they were touched as well.

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  Mommy...ty for bringing our attention to Laura's post. You are right, it certainly is a MUST SEE!!

  Laura, your strength is a great example to us all, as well as your courage. I wish you well as you continue your journey.

  Boozy
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  Two sex questions

  by Seeker4 in

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  ok, have had enough to drink tonight so i will toss these two questions out.

  will discuss this a bit more tomorrow.. 1. how many of you had sex outside of your marriage after leaving the witnesses?

  provide whatever details about how and why that you're comfortable with.. 2. funny question: had a friend write me today that probably more jws per capita enjoyed oral sex the night they read it was a "conscience matter" than any other group in the us.

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  I didnt wit til I got out, but then again, my EX started it, the lil SLUT(not to be confused with "slut" from another thread which was described as a woman who likes sex as much as her man-my EX was a "ho").
  Anyway, I needed consort(so distraught).

  As for oral sex, I never had any restraints about that-never no guilt either.

  Boozy
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  You from Joisey?

  by RR in

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  are you from jersey?

  i'm in jersey, so let's get together!!!!.

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  Yeah, I'm from Jerzee-Somerset County. Wanna make something of it? huh?

  Boozy
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  How to REALLY punish the Taliban

  by JanH in

  1. social
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  look carefully at this hilarious flash movie featuring three known, ahem, politicians performing as a boy band: .

  http://www.madblast.com/flash_shows/taliban.cfm.

  then notice what the solution to "the taliban problem" is!!.

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  May I suggest HOAGIES and Shasta LIME SODA-the US Convention staple foods.

  LOL,
  Boozy
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  Potentially vs. Realistically

  by BoozeRunner in

  1. social
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  i love this one.

  lol.

  a young boy went up to his father and asked him, "dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?

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  I LOVE this one. LOL

  A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"

  The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."

  So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?"
  The mother replied, "Of course I would. I wouldn't pass up an opportunity like that."
  
  The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
  The girl replied, "Would I? I would just love to do that! I would
  be nuts to pass up that opportunity!"

  The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars?"
  "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million could buy?" The boy pondered that for a few days, then went back to his dad.
  
  His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"

  The boy replied, "Yes, sir. Potentially, we're sitting on three million dollars, but realistically, we're living with two sluts and a fag.

  Boozy
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  Name that TV program

  by WildHorses in

  1. jw
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  i was at work tonight and we were joking around and talking about old shows we used to watch while growing up.

  i thought it would be fun if we wrote a line from a show and see if we could guess what show it came from.

  my name is lenny, and if i ain't got it, there isn't any.

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  Wendy...ty. Ummmm, do you drip-dry, or do you want another method? LOL

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  Name that TV program

  by WildHorses in

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  i was at work tonight and we were joking around and talking about old shows we used to watch while growing up.

  i thought it would be fun if we wrote a line from a show and see if we could guess what show it came from.

  my name is lenny, and if i ain't got it, there isn't any.

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  Wendy....yep. I can watch that movie over and over.

  Boozy