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  Stupidest JW meeting answers

  by GapingMouth in

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  i was thinking about some stupid non-sensical answers i have heard over the years.

  "we all know the blue whale is the biggest fish"

  "we were on the ministry and met a coloured couple.

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  calico

  During a talk about the dangers of disco music----

  "There are event Disco gas stations"!

  (Discount gas station)
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  Baby??? honeymoon??? a certain time to have them??

  by angel eyes in

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  has anyone ever heard anything wrong with having a honeymoon baby??.

  just wanted to ask as i was told by an elder two weeks before i married "dont you dare have a honeymoon baby"......

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  My husband was a honeymoon baby--or was he?
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  What advice would you give your 16 yr oil dself.

  by scotsman in

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  calico

  I would tell myself to stay away from certain people that I thought were my friends!
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  why is it ok for a disfellowshipped paedophile to move back in with his family

  by looloo in

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  2. child-abuse

  after serving his prison sentence , incuding young kids and his active jw wife (i presume they dont shun him) when my husband and small child are not visited by jw family because it bothers their "conscience " and they know how damaged my eldest child was by being raped as a kid by that paodophile aswell as other kids in the congregation , it really pisses me off , when an elder told my mum that the paedophile "would never harm his own kids " as a explanation to my non jw mum !!!!!

  weirdos they make no sense !i wish they knew the full story , maybe one day !!!!

  when hes up in court again , im so mad today , im having a bad day ..

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  "would never harm his own kids "

  How stupid can you be????????????????
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  What Assembly were you baptized at...

  by vilot in

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  i was baptized at the 1976 "sacret secret" dc at inglewood ca there must have been 50,000 people there..

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  1977 circuit assembly in Florida--I have a picture somewhere..........
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  Meteor Shower Tonight

  by BabaYaga in

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  tonight is the peak.. get out and watch!

  http://www.artuji.com/meteor-shower-august-2009-in-google/668.

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  I saw a beautiful one!
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  PROVE that Jehovah's Witnesses have the "Truth".

  by undercover in

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  2. friends

  minimus started a thread asking people to prove that jws don't have the truth.... but, instead of proving they don't, i'd like to see someone prove that the witnesses do have the truth.. this is your thread jw apologists....convince me why you have the truth.. to all you apostates and nay-sayers, please allow the apologists to have their say without harrassing them.

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  I have to agree with freeman--if they won't protect children, then nothing else matters.
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  2009 CHILDREN DISTRICT CONVENTION NOTEBOOK....BARF ALERT!!!

  by whereami in

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  2. friends

  you gotta be kidding me!

  this is one of the weirdest things they've come out with.. .

  http://www.theoshare.com/40d0772f1d4b/notebooks/2009_children_dc_notebook.pdf.

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  "Will you pray to Jehovah when you are tired?"

  I wonder how many kids will be in trouble if they answer wrong!

  Surprised this isn't on their stupid list--Will you pray to Jehovah to not use the bathroom?
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  Comparing molested children to prostitutes.

  by avishai in

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  2. child-abuse

  here is an excerpt from the "beware the voice of strangers" talk from the 2003 district convention.

  this part is obviously referring to the "dateline" special.

  notice how they subtly compare the victims with prostitution and insinuate that they are immoral?

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  Of course they were shaken--they realized what's really goin on!
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  The hall I use to attend in the Quad-Cities ,IL is to be disbanded

  by troubled mind in

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  my husband heard from the brothers he workds with that the hall i grew up in, and that we were married in ,is now disbanded !

  that kind of shocks me .

  it was built in the late seventies and had a congregation of about 100 .

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  It's weird that they won't fix a KH. I think there is a similar situation going on with the DeKalb/Sycamore IL congos. Last I heard they are meeting in an old restaurant!