Is is just me or is the number of the anointed keep growing instead of decreasing?? by this growth rate very soon we will have over 144000 still living on earth.
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1002006 SERVICE REPORT - Feb 1, 2007 WT
by Mary ini'm not sure if anyone's posted this yet, but here are the figures for the 2006 service report.
i highlighted the countries that have either a "0" or negative growth in yellow and i highlighted key countries where the you would expect more growth......i tried looking for england's stats, but i couldn't see it.
i looked under "england" and "united kingdom" but i can't see it.
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Lightbulb Joke
by Asheron inq: how many born-again christians does it take to change a light bulb?.
they have already seen the light.. q: how many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?.
a: we can't know.
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How many jehovah's witnesses does it take to change a light bulb?
1 to screw the light bulb and 2 to knock on your door to check if you saw the new light
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Jehovahs Witness Joke
by BelieverInJesus ini thought it is ironic that the jehovah's witnesses force their members to go door to door throughout the neighborhoods.
and then once a year american's have a tradition where our kids go door to door throughout the neighborhoods on halloween.
but the jw's kids can't go!
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Jehovahs witnesses dont celebrate halloween because they dont like strangers coming and knoking on their doors. LOL
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Circuit Overseers Are On a Pledge Drive
by Severus injehovah's witnesses will be experiencing a special treat during their co (circuit overseer) visit this season: a bona-fide pledge drive.. during the thursday night meeting the normal co talk will instead be a video entitled:.
building kingdom halls advances true worship.
this 30-minute advances video is well produced and explains the watchtower society's program to build simplified kingdom halls in third-world and poor countries were materials and funds are scarce.. interviews and footage focus on south america, africa and eastern europe.
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I dont know if this was a great idea (printing Watchtower money) This might give the jokers an idea to print and use watchtower money amongst the witnesses. he he he
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WTS vs Quotes: Requiem for a Research Web Site
by Quotes inin compliance with the terms of a settlement agreement, my information and research web site, http://quotes.watchtower.ca, is now "dark".
the domain "watchtower.ca" has been transferred to wts (i assume they will have it pointing to borg.org watchtower.org asap).
my copies of the site have been destroyed, the files deleted, and my wt library cd has been destroyed, in accordance with the settlement agreement which will afford a "discontinuance" of their suit against me.
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Peter, you lost the battle but the war can still be won.
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The Atheist's Book of Bible Stories - Ch. 12 - The Flood
by RunningMan inwell, i've been waiting for a long time to post this one.
it's my personal favorite.
some angels became inflamed with lust for human women and took on human form.
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FLOOD MY ASS!
(Everest is 8,850 meters in height, if it rained for 40 days =960 hours. Now, if we divide 8,850 meters height by 960 hours of the 40 days ((enough rain to cover the highest mountain)) that means it would rain at about 9 meters of water per hour. Could any boat survive all that rain even Noah’s ark????
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What should I do?
by misguided inwhen my youngest son came home from his weekend with his father, i realized it would soon be july, and my ex has a 10-day access period specified for july, and i thought i'd better write it on the calendar.
while doing this, my son tells me he's going to go somewhere with his dad, but he's not allowed to tell me.
i said to him, "hey, bud, you've got to tell me.
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Just use your beatiful ass shoes and kick him hard where it hurts if he takes your son over the limit (100 miles)
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Buying Xmas & Birthday Cards
by chris1525 in.
do any of you find it easier buying porn than buying a birthday card?.
i have been 'out' for apprx 12 years now and it still feels naughty buying xmas and birthday cards.
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fri
I was in there for 15 years, my wife for 30 (all her life) years. We were very dedicated. We came out because of a matter of abuse and the elders just went on covering it up not to bring “reproach on J’s name”, so they said. We could not be part of such hypocrisy anymore. We investigated and realized that most of the rules were man made with scriptures misapplied. One year later we were celebrating birthdays, Christmas, Easter, mothers day, fathers day, Childs day, dogs day, cats day, shi*s day, whatever day we could find to celebrate. We have never been so happy in our lives. There is not a single scripture that one can point to me in the bible about not celebrating birthdays. JW’s base the celebrating on 2 scriptures just because a person was killed on each occasion. I am sure that many witnesses die per year by car accident, is that stopping them from driving a car????? NO! They should in fact follow Jesus foot steps and rid on an ass.
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RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD
by fri inreligions of the world
taoism: shit happens
hinduism: this shit happened before
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RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD
Taoism: Shit Happens
Hinduism: This Shit Happened Before
Islam: If Shit Happens, Take a Hostage
Zen: What Is The Sound Of Shit Happening?
Buddhism: When Shit Happens, Is it really Shit?
Confucianism: Confucius Say, ?Shit Happens?
7 th Day Adventist: Shit Happens On Saturdays
Protestantism: Shit Won?t Happen If I Work Harder
Catholicism: If Shit Happens, I Deserve It
Jehovah?s Witnesses: Knock, Knock, ?Shit Happens?
Unitarian: Is This Shit?
Mormon: Shit Happens Again & Again & Again
Judaism: Why Does This Shit Always Happen To Me?
Rastafarianism: Let?s Smoke This Shit
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Do you think of yourself as an apostate
by barbar inmany of the people on this site say that they are apostates.
but that is not the way i feel about myself.. i am not angry with the "witnesses" or the organisation, i don't feel that i wasted my life.
i just think that i was stupid to believe it for 30 years (well sort of believe it, i did have severe doubts on and off).
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fri
Yes, I think i am an apostate according to the dictionary any way! I looked up the word Apostate in the dictionary and it says the following:""One who has abandoned one's religious faith, a political party, one's principles, or a cause"" So I ask again are we all apostates? Yes! And proud of it. Hell, how many people do you have in the USA (as an example) that vote for one president and in the next election will vote for some one else? All of them will be apostates as they abandon a political party for another. When the witensses address me as an apostate I feel proud of it an hope that everyone out there who left thosed f#$%^&* hypocrites feel the same way.
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