Brother Nathan, that is just wrong. It's called Miracle Whip. That means it's okey-dokey.
Wow, that guy is really "confident". Calling himself the Third Eagle of Revelation or whatever. (If I was not lazy, I'd make a t-shirt saying, "I'm the 3rd Eagle of Revelation, Don't Eat Deviled Eggs," with a graphic similar to One Wolf Three Moons.