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  Men & Women ... the explanation

  by Simon in

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  Mrs. Shakita(who would like to know how the h*** you make ashes into an egg timer!)

  Guessing here. But I would think that it was the hour glass type with his ashes used like the sand would be?
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  Men & Women ... the explanation

  by Simon in

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  Which one of those knobs or buttons up there represents the womans "jumblies"

  Or how about her butt? This should be one of the smaller buttons.

  <~~~~~~~~~ Max who has some serious ass kissing to do!!!
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  Would You, Could You, Marry Your Wife Again?

  by Englishman in

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  a couple of years back, 2 friends of ours decided that they would like to have their marriage vows renewed in our local church.

  the main reason behind this was that they had married abroad some years back, and they thought that a sort of "second wedding" would be a nice thing for the mums and dads who had missed out on the original.

  it was fine, very enjoyable.. hmm, i got to thinking, her ladyship and i did not marry in church, but settled for a registry office bash because of parental jw pressure, and also, because i had been married before it was, back then, very difficult to obtain a church wedding if one had been divorced.

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  Sure would!! Probably a thousand times over!!

  Never getting rid of this one!!

  Although I don't know why she married me in the first place. I don't have money. I don't have looks. I not even that well endowed.

  Did I say that out loud?
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  Why Does Simon "Manage This Forum?"

  by SpannerintheWorks in

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  for financial reward - i doubt it!

  the odd fiver every now and again...means nothing!.

  he's got a (real) job and two kids.

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  I don't care why Simon manages this forum, I just like it.

  Although, this Jedi thing is going to take me about 5 years to get there at the rate that I am posting.
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  WTBS Inc. SERVERS LOCATIONS...

  by MacHislopp in

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  organisation address.

  organisation address.

  organisation address.

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  Ass Cult Les Temoins de Jehovah de France

  My wife said it was a cult......but this is a bit extreme!
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  Turn On/ Turn Off ...Let's have some fun!

  by Spartacus in

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  what turns you off and what turns you on?

  any subject :).

  turn on: a woman who is a lady during the day and a sweet lover at night .

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  Turn on: Shaving (won't add anything else to this statement).

  Turn off: Ben Gay in the crotch of you underwear (BTW this really burns for those of you that have never had this done to you ).
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  Xmas xchange present(s) arrived safely........

  by scootergirl in

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  i have already gotten an email from someone stating that their gift arrived safely in the mail.

  i thought it would be nice to start a thread where we can post what we got (for those nosey like me who want to know!

  ) and a thank you.. as for me, i haven't even begun yet!

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  Thanking the postman for not losing Joys present!!! Now you can stop drowning in hot chocolate and walking miles to your mailbox everyday!

  Cassi got one too. She liked it and hoped you would as well!!

  

  Experience the soothing sounds of wind chimes in your home or office - without the wind. Escape from the stress of the moment as the gentle tones create a tranquil oasis of sound. The harmonious sounds of the chimes provide the perfect backdrop for relaxation and concentration.
  
  Measures 5" W x 5" D x 13.75" H. ( me too)

  Edited by - maximumflash on 16 December 2002 17:25:48
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  Post your Christmas tree pics here

  by WildHorses in

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  i already posted this in another post but i thought it would be nice to have a thread just for everyones trees.

  here is mine.

  edited to ad a pic of nicole and manuel in front of the tree.

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  Animal, I think you really outdid yourself on that tree!! That thing is HUGE!! Bet it will look great decorated!!

  Great pictures of everyones trees!! Christmas is too much fun!!
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  You've just won the lotto...Now what?

  by nakedmvistar in

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  you have just won 100,000,000 in the lottery!

  what would you do next?

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  max,

  is that where cassie will be hiding while you chase the little one through that 43,000 sq.ft mansion.

  LOL

  Hummmm, didn't think about that Plum. But I figure with a house that size, I could give my little one a few of the rooms that he could just trash. Wouldn't even bother cleaning those rooms. LOL

  I would of course invite everyone to stay at the house. After all, what are we going to do with 43,000 square feet of space.
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  You've just won the lotto...Now what?

  by nakedmvistar in

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  you have just won 100,000,000 in the lottery!

  what would you do next?

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  Oh, and maybe this also.

  

  I think this mansion is around $45 million.

  This is a brief description. The 43,000-square-foot mansion will include four bedroom suites, a 16-car garage, a 21-seat home theater with concession area, private lake, 10,000-bottle wine cellar with a tasting room and kitchen and an indoor swimming pool if the short walk to the property's private lake seems too long on a hot Texas afternoon.

  Hey, I can dream, can't I?