You know that you are addicted when you are sleeping and you start yelling all the different type of smileys that you can post here. LOL
maximumflash
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I know I am addicted to jw.com because....
by Yizuman in) i hit "refresh" to see what replies are to a topic or what new threads come up between every 5 to 15 mins......
) i hit this forum as soon as i wake up, read forum as i am eating breakfast, read forum again after i finished showering, hit forum while i am getting dressed, hit forum last minute before leaving for work and hit forum when i get home from work.. *passes on thread to the next poster*.
from the "hitting the refresh button" class.... yizuman.
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WHAT WOULD U HAVE DONE ON THE TITANIC?
by Mary inlets say you were born prior to the 20th century and found yourself on the titanic on the night of april 14, 1912. your a male.
all the lifeboats are either going or have gone.
what would you have done in order to try and survive?
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maximumflash
WHAT WOULD U HAVE DONE ON THE TITANIC?
Put my head between my legs and kissed my a$$ goodbye!
Then I would have gone to the bar with all my friends!
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Where the hell is everyone????????
by Jesika in.
i have seen the board slow before but sheesh!!!!!!!
i understand the holidays are amoung us, but being that it's friday is everyone out partying (i will be later .
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maximumflash
I am around here and there. Spending most of my time in chat when I am on here.
I will be leaving in February for about 4 1/2 months though. So if I disappear, don't be surprised. Have to go on a buisness trip. Thats all. Nothing to worry about.
Everyone have a Great New Years!!!!!!!
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MY Best Birthday EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Jesika inwell, this will be the best birthday i have ever had.
i had lunch with my mom and she has never had sushi before and she loved it.
it was sooooooo funny watching her try to use chopsticks....... to no avail--lol.
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maximumflash
Glad you had a great birthday Jes!! Happy Birthday to you!!
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Anyone here from Cuba?
by zenpunk ini'm going to cuba on a college trip (couldn't have done that as a jw
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maximumflash
I lived in Guantanamo Bay from 1985 to 1990. Very hot down there. Don't wear anything long-sleeved on the plane. When you get off, you will melt.
And watch out for the Banana Rats, kind of like a large rodent, they are the stupidest animal on the planet I think. They sit in the middle of the road waiting for a car to come. Then when the car gets right up to them, they jump into your grill. Suicidal critters.
I only lived on the Naval Base, wasn't allowed to leave the base. Beautiful place though. Great fishing. Wish I could go back.
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Happy 29th Birthday Valis!
by The_Bad_Seed inthis lucky fellow i have come to know and love celebrates his date of birth two days before jesus does up in heaven!
this is not to say that vallywally was born the same year as good ol' jeezee boy - though his creaking brittle bones are getting close to becoming the same age - valis will have to summon the strength in his monty burnsesque body to blow out that truckload of candles on his cholesterol free birthday pappadum.
i love you, and want to have your babies.. happy birthday my good man!
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maximumflash
Happy Birthday Valis!!!!
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Before We Leave, Just Want To Say
by onacruse inkatie and i are about to head out to the airport, and by 3 pm tomorrow afternoon will be happy husband and wonderful wife!
we would almost certainly never have met each other if not for this forum, where we have both laughed and cried and healed, with and through all of you friends.
from the bottom of our hearts:.
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maximumflash
Congrats you two!!!! Yes, I want to see the pics!!!
May you have some wonderful times and terrific years ahead!!! Our best wishes to you both!!!
Max and Cassi
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maximumflash
LOL@Farkel
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WHAT'S IN MY MOUNTIAN DEW?
by hannibal inliving here in the north( minnesota ) as you might exspect it gets cold now and then.
althought we dont have any snow here it is getting colder and colder, and this mourning i got up to go to work my truck said it was 19 deg.
c.any whooo, i had a bottle of diet coke and a bottle of moutain dew left in my truck.
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maximumflash
Mountain Dew is about the color of anti-freeze, isn't it? I never noticed that before. Of course in Louisiana, we don't have to worry about drinks freezing. I love Mountain Dew BTW.
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maximumflash
{{{{{{cassi and maximumflash}}}}}}}
Woah..... hold on here. Enough with the mushy stuff. Farkel, you are a great guy but I may not be your type. Besides, Cassi is going to get jealous. How in the world am I going to explain that to her?
Shoot, I already have enough problems trying to protect myself after the x-ray thread.
http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.aspx?id=42856&site=3
Just thought I would repost the link so more people would see her hip bones. Love you Cassi!! Can I please have my remotes back?
Maximumflash---> of the nervous about getting hugs from dude's Class (especially those dudes from Mad Magazine)