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Gumbys Weekend Bible Study - Noah and Stuff

by gumby in

good morning brothers and sisters!

are you ready for some spiritual food today?

well good!

IP_SEC

NWT I dont remember an illustartion exactly like that but on the inside cover of the PLPR book you speak of there is a seaserpent, some type of sauropod, and a pterodactyl illustrated along with some bible chars which would have certainly indicated to me that the dinos died off at the flood. Those illustartions are very small and shadow art.

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Gumbys Weekend Bible Study - Noah and Stuff

by gumby in

good morning brothers and sisters!

are you ready for some spiritual food today?

well good!

IP_SEC

A full-grown Asian elephant eats approximately 150-200 pounds of food and drinks 30-50 gallons of water every day.

Noah's god created and named all of the stars in the universe. Such power and wisdom no doubt gives him great insight into the physiology of the animal kingdom. He could have easly used such vast knowledge to cause the animals to enter a sort of suspended animation there by reducing or eleminating their need for food or sex. It is also reasonalbe that anti matter might have been used to destroy the vast amounts of waste produced on the ark.

IP (Hoping to get a job in the writing department of gumby's sunday school) Sec

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Bring your pens & paper it's written review time

by New Worldly Translation in

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true or false

1. the written review was fun.

2. you didn't bother with paper and just wrote on the review itself.

IP_SEC

Only trouble was when time was up his family swapped papers and marked each others and his dad took mine to mark. I went bright red and was sweating till the end of the meeting. All he said at the end was 'you had some interesting answers there, not a very good score though'. The guy had 5 boys of his own so I bet he was used to kids doing stupid stuff so I think I got off lightly.

Thats funny as hell dude, NWT: *ohhhh shit, ohhh shit* all throught the svs mtng. at least he was a cool guy about it.

IPSec

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JW's became modern Israel in 1931

by Noumenon in

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...at least according to this group of ex-jw's...... "as members of the y.o.r.w.w.

congregation, we believe and teach jehovah's witnesses are god's name people, established as such in 1931, when they took the divine name upon themselves, thus starting what historians and theologians say was the beginning of the "divine name movement" of our time.

and as such, they have become modern day "israel" of bible prophecy.

IP_SEC

Absolutley nuts is more like it.

Arrrgh the RiGCaH Isiah I and II and Daniel proph books en html.

IPSec

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My bit of an introduction

by Thinking in

in a very short time here i have truely appreciated the openess of the people that post here.

the ability to share thoughts and feelings in a most respectful and honest way.

i have been thankful to be validated with alot of what i was feeling and thinking with some things regarding the jw experiance.

IP_SEC

Thanks for sharing!

I am not as smart as most here

Ya you are.

IPSec

:)

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Sitting or Standing?

by LittleToe in

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a recent thread brought this to mind:.

http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/10/86271/1.ashx.

i had a male friend, when i was a jw, who was taught by his mother to always sit when he pee'd.

IP_SEC

hmm, strange question... How could my butler give it a shake and zip me up if I was sat down

He better damn sure do like you tell him to ballistic. Dont cut your butler any slack, if you wanna sit, then sit.

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New Witness

by Rjmoss in

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hey everyone i am new here and a new witness, i have a question about earrings....is it wrong or bad for a male to have one?

or is it just personal preference, because i have one, and i am not sure.

i dont where it to the meetings.

IP_SEC

It is exactly related to the beard thing Rj. You dont displease God with a beard or an earring. You displease God by being arrogant enough to make rules in Gods name and then enforce them on other people.

And by 'you' I mean the witness leadership.

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