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Funny Mardi Gras Picture
by kaykay_mp in
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2. friends
add a caption to this picture (this was taken at a mardi gras parade in jackson, tennessee, where my mother lives, and, no, my mother is not in this picture!

here's mine: smiling lady: "they gave me beads to pull my shirt down!

" bucktooth lady: (a la slingblade) "i shore do like dem beads, mmm-hmm!
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buck tooth: I knew I should have taken that metamucil
smiler: Out da way smelly @ss ho, aw yeee pimpin aint easy
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Jude and 1 Enoch
by Leolaia in
1. watchtower
2. bible
use of 1 enoch elsewhere in jude.

jude 4 = 1 enoch 48:8-10, 81:1-2, 108:6-7 .

jude 6 = 1 enoch 10:4-12, 12:4, 15:3-7 .
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Holy freekin crap, so the great jude quotes from the demon inspired book of enoch? LOL. *steps out to pick up a copy of the apocrypha*
Would you have some good recommendations on books that discribe how the 66 were canonized?
IPSec
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Sin in the New System...?
by stevenyc in
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2. bible
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does anyone know what would happen to a person in the new system if they committed a sin?.

steve.
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Tell you the truth Steve, right now I'm struggling with the whole Judeo/Christian concept of sin as well as the 'a*dham/bible story. So I could answer your questions from a strictly dub point of view, but I'm not sure thats what you want.
mmm ostrich BBQ, wing my favorite *drooles boorishly*
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Sin in the New System...?
by stevenyc in
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2. bible
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does anyone know what would happen to a person in the new system if they committed a sin?.

steve.
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hehh well I was always more scared of the last test than the big A. I guess I better start practicing veganism now too.
Naw I'm so good as it is, it will only take me about 7 years to reach perfection, everyone else 'cept maybe prophecor, and maybe bickerchic, will take the full 1k years.
:P
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Question for Former Elders (Current ones too..we know you are here)
by XBEHERE in
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2. friends
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i have been thinking about this for a while and wanted to get some of your thoughts.. how long after you were appointed an elder did it start to dawn on you that this was not the "truth"?

was being an elder a catalyst to that realization at all?
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Right from the platform. His point was, Yes we believed that 1975 would be the end but that it shouldnt have wreaked anyones faith. He didnt realize I was struggling with the whole false prophecy thing as I sat there listening to him.
None of the other appointed men thought anything bad about what he said.
This brother is one of the most respected men in our circuit, maybe even our area.
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Sin in the New System...?
by stevenyc in
1. watchtower
2. bible
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does anyone know what would happen to a person in the new system if they committed a sin?.

steve.
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After the thousand years it would result in imediate distruction no questions asked.
Perfection doesnt mean never making a mistake, as witnesses believe perfection is relative, not absolute. So the sin I would imagine you are talking about is a willful act against god's law?
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Question for Former Elders (Current ones too..we know you are here)
by XBEHERE in
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2. friends
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i have been thinking about this for a while and wanted to get some of your thoughts.. how long after you were appointed an elder did it start to dawn on you that this was not the "truth"?

was being an elder a catalyst to that realization at all?
IP_SEC

Hi,
Back in November our bible reading was Deut 14-18. I read 18:20-22 describing how to determine a false prophet. Then I did some research in the publications index, I was appalled by the twisting of that scripture. g81 8/8 16-20.
Then the very next week a visiting brother gave a public talk and he referred to 1975. He said ?If someone tells you we didn?t really believe 1975 was going to bring Armageddon, don?t believe them. We all believed 1975 was going to be the end.? I then decided to look in to what they actually printed about 1975 and found that Deut 18:20-22 applies to Jehovah?s Witnesses in everyway. The generation, 1925, abuse, legalist injuctions against things not mentioned in the bible, 607 BC, Demonic Russell, Demonic Rutherford. It never stops.
This started a snowball of discovery that still hasn?t ended.
IPSec
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SIGNS NEVER SEEN ON THE KINGDOM HALL BULLETIN BOARD.
by TresHappy in
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2. humour
jehovah's witness blood drive...
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Vasectomy Reversal? Call 1800-brocutnuts
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SIGNS NEVER SEEN ON THE KINGDOM HALL BULLETIN BOARD.
by TresHappy in
1. social
2. humour
jehovah's witness blood drive...
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Please visit our online BBS at jehovahs-witness.com.
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March Kingdom ministry Re Awake
by littlemike in
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2. friends
has any body got the march km yet in english.

is it really true about the awake or is an internet rumour.

i hope not i have told my dad to look out for it.
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Holy freeking crap what a stupid article.
2. What is the name of the Golden Age today, Who gives a FSCK? What does this question have to do with the point of the article?
5. (a) Starting with the Awake! of January 2006, what will be featured more prominently? So there's not enough bible stuff for 2 awake issues?
b) What may many be moved to do, and in fulfillment of what prophecy? Oh gee I dont know, let me read the last sentance of paragraph 5
Why do we need to have a q&a on this? Man brookly'n must think were a bunch of idots to fall for this line... What's that you say? 1975? The generation that saw 1914. Bollocks! I guess we are that stupid.