this was sent to to me by a pioneer sister a few months ago when i was still a dub----we both had a good laugh .
jeff foxworthy on jw's
My 2 favorite ones are
If you go to Home Depot and go down the aisle where
doors are displayed, and you feel compelled to knock on them
If you think "formal clothing" and "Civic Center" belong in the same sentence
Some of those seem like Jeff Foxworthy has a good knowledge of how JW's behave.
dont ask me why, but my family and friends call me "skinner"!
how about you?
i know a few who have several different ones.
My JW friends use to "The Cape", which I got after a long night of drinking caused me to be unable to spell my previous nickname "Cappy". I never liked Cappy that much, but The Cape caught on with everyone and pretty soon that's all that people would know me by.
Good times, brings a smile to my face and some fun memories, it's the only thing I miss from the "Borg"
Clayton
"Brothers dont shake hands, brothers got to hug"
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anybody else love this movie as much as i did??
i think it says a lot about the type of person you are, or at least what kind of sense of humor you have, if you liked this movie or hated it.. so far, i've not met anyone who has been neutral on this movie - usually they either love it or hated it!
I really didnt like it the first time I watched it. After the second time, I couldnt stop laughing. Every time I watch it, the movie gets funnier.
Clayton
"Brothers dont shake hands, brothers got to hug"
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i remember studying, i think it was in peace and security book, that more ppl are alive now than have ever lived in the past.. this was an answer to anyone who had doubts about how the earth would not be over populated in the new system when everyone would be resurrected.. so without the present 6 billion ppl (who would have died at armageddon) then there would be plenty of room about 1 1/2 acres each, wow, for all the survivers, 6 million (peanuts) and everyone else.. so what the truth???????
does anyone know ????
6 Billion dead bodies and only 6 million surviors. That means when the JW's survive the big A, they will each have to clean up 1,000 dead bodies. Now if the animals start helping and finish off half the dead bodies ( wouldnt that make for alot of overwieght sick animals) that would still leave 500 dead bodies per person. Not exactly my idea of paradise!
Clayton
"Brothers dont shake hands, brothers got to hug"
i finally did it.
my da letter was short and sweet, so i gave them nothing to use for potential ammunition.
they announced me last night.
Way to go! Another step for you towards independent thinking. Breaking away is never easy, but in the end well worth any struggles you may encounter. Free your mind to other exoplore the many possiblities life will present to you. You will learn to look at every aspect of your life differently, in a "NEW LIGHT" if you will. Embrace your fears and remember they are fears that were instilled into through a group think culture.
Best of luck to ya, Tobby888.
Clayton
"Brothers dont shake hands, brothers got to hug"
it is going to be announced that with all the anticipation for the coming of armageddon, we didnt notice the actual event.
thats right, it was an invisible armageddon.
if we take the 70 years of captivity, plus 1914, we get 1984. then we use the people equal hours rule and apply it to the 144,000, using division, and we get 6,000. then we use the hours equal years rule to divide 6,000 by 360 to get 16.66 additional years, add that to 1984, and we get the year 2000 for armageddon!
Now I am confused Am living in an invisible paradise or are the wild beast of the land invisiblily eating my carcass?
Since there is no "proof" that the invisible armageddon has not happened, it must be true. Just look at the world around you, an invisible armageddon is the only explanation for the increase war, proverty and of course all these hurricanes.
The whole armageddon thing is such a joke, religion is truly nothing more than a "racket and a snare".
In my humble opinion of course
Clayton
"Brothers dont shake hands, they got to hug"
jw's are in a cult just so the watchtower can make some money, they dont care about anyone or let them do anything, all they want is money whomever is still in this religon that is considered a sheep will in fact get killed when this so called armageddon will happen which it hasn't since the first time they predicted in the year 1914, but i got a prediction the downfall of your so called religon will happen in the next 10 to 15 years
I do hope that the borg ends up destorying itself, but it will probably take more than 10 years, there are just to many of them.
Mostly, we all hope the borg goes out of business....mostly
i find it very weird that in 13 years, not one jw has come knocking on my door.
i don't live in my home town and have had no contact with witnesses ( besides my mom) since i was disfellowshipped in 1992. is it possible that my mom ( still a witness) has alerted the local kingdom hall and had me placed on the " do not call" list?
or maybe i just live in the area of slacker witnesses?
JW's knock on my door from time to time, maybe once a year or so.I see JW's working my neighborhood once every couple of months, but mostly they pass by my house, mostly. I live in the same house that I grew up in and it's in the close to the hall I spent 10+ years in. The last time 2 JW's showed up, I was all ready to play dumb and listen to what they had to say. After listening to the pitch I was all ready to start asking apostate type questions, than an elders wife who knew me walked past my house. She called to me to say hi ( I'm not DA'ed of DF'ed) and said that everyone missed me at the meetings. The 2 "sisters" then put the magazines away and said they hoped to see me at a meeting soon.
Not that it will do any good, but I am still waiting on that unexpecting JW to come to my house so I can unleash my apostate powers.
Clayton
"Brothers dont shake hands, brothers got to hug"
in mho, no.
i am guessing that everything in the bible is based on "a human need" im only guessing.
if we could figure out how to blot out all the insignificant crap garbage (i believe a lot was written/added that wasnt supposed to be: do not go beyond what is written.
Once someone can supply some form of evidence that the bible is GOD's word, I will gladly start to believe agian. In order for me to believe that there is an almightly creator and that the chrisitian bible is all true I need atleast something other than "faith". I led a good part of my life by "faith" and it got me nowhere! To me, living with the belief that the bible is infalliable is taking the same attiude that the Borg is infalliable. Just because the bible says it's the word of GOD doesn't mean that it is. The governing body says they have the "truth" and we all no that to be a lie!
In my humble opinion of course.
Show me the PROOF !!!
Clayton
"Brothers dont shake hands brothers got to hug"
whatever i drink from the fridge, i put it into the microwave for 10 seconds so that it won't be too cold to drink.. .
whenever i drink ice cold liquids, it irritates my tongue/mouth and often triggers a sore throat.
now you have additional proof that i'm weird .
Weird things about myself:
1. I use to be a Jehovah’s Witness
2. I do a really good Yoda impersonation, but am horrible at all doing all other impersonations.
3. I once tried to break my own hand by punching a wall. (It didn’t work)
4. I cut up all my food before I start eating.
5. I got married 3 months after I turned 18 and divorced at 22
6. I am 28 years old now and have a 12 year old son. ( I don’t think its weird but a lot of people do)
7. I once stayed awake for almost 72 hours in a row.
8. I often talk in movie quotes
I guess that’s enough weird things to share about myself, any deeper into my psyche I will have to go lay on a couch.
