Posts by butalbee

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Who of you in this forum have been df'ed?

by YoYoMama in

if it is possible can you post why you were disfellowshipped?

butalbee

Yo-Yo

I think you are a fraud...I think your pretending to be something that you are not.

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I can't get it up...what do I do!

by gilwarrior in

this is rather embarrassing to say, but i have a problem.

the three times i have had sex i have noticed that i can't get aroused by normal penetration.

only oral sex will do it.

butalbee

Ever try foreplay? You know there's other parts of the body potentially arrousing, than just your penis. Explore every inch of each other with your hands or your mouths or.......I love foreplay.

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Cat Lovers

by larc in

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friends

cat lovers,.

of all the cats you have owned, which one was your favorite pussy?

butalbee

...Gently stroked at night???

Sounds Purrfect to me...

Meow,
Lara

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Video games to get Df'ed by

by butalbee in

is there a game that a young dub can play without being morally wrong or spiritually misleading?

i know every time i played my favorite game around my boyfriend tombraider, i got evil looks and grunts.

so what, lara kills lots of things with very nice arsenal(the explosive crossbow rules), these are bad things that she needed to kill to stay alive...it's just a game, for christ's sakes.

Is there a game that a young dub can play without being morally wrong or spiritually misleading? I know every time I played my favorite game around my boyfriend Tombraider, I got evil looks and grunts. So what, Lara kills lots of things with very nice arsenal(the explosive crossbow rules), these are bad things that she needed to kill to stay alive...it's just a game, for Christ's sakes. Could a sheep be set free from the kingdom pasture for playing these violent gamess?

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Cat Lovers

by larc in

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friends

cat lovers,.

of all the cats you have owned, which one was your favorite pussy?

butalbee

This thread sounds dirty to me!

I like it!

Tell me Larc, who,um, I mean what was your favorite pussy?

Meow,
Lara

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They really blew it with Michael Jackson.

by LDH in

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friends

hey did any of you catch the cbs special last night with mj?

an acknowledgement of his 30 years in the business.

it was pretty good.. while watching, i couldn't help but notice all of the thousands of screaming fans, some of whom were crying, over michael.. the wbts really blew it when they df'd him.

butalbee

Don't think it was the thriller video as much as the grabbing of his crouch all the time problem. He's obsessed with his genitals.

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The brothers hacked my email!

by Erin in

jw
friends

just learned that a group of jws hacked my email over a considerable period of time, hoping to intercept "incriminating" information in an attempt to disfellowship me!.

they printed up the emails and passed them out to other elders to "examine".

they were certainly very, very disappointed to not find anything they could "use".. the only outgoing emails from me they obtained were those attached to incoming mail as a result of some friends hitting "respond" when they wrote back to me.. the person who got into my email account is a ministerial servant who had previously worked on my business web site and therefore had my password.. he would download my email onto his computer, miles away, and then put everything back as "unread" so nothing would be "missing", when i accessed email from my computer.

butalbee

Oh, what dirty bastard scumbags, you better check for phone taps and video survilance in or around your house. It doesn't surprise me though, it doesn't surprise me at all. Geesh----I better check for taps myself.

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