JUST BUY THIS FUCKING BOOK, TIE HER TO A CHAIR, AND READ IT TO HER.
(could be more fun than it sounds!)
butalbee
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crisis of principles
by jerome ini need to ask you exjws something serious.. i have never been a jw thankfully because i have been given the ability to look before you leap.. (i'm sorry that many of you never had that chance its just that i .
heard that it was a "cult" so i decided to look into it).
i posted my gf is a jw (twice by mistake sorry please delete one).
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Can You Even Imagine An Elder Doing This?
by puppylove inthis is from another board i belong to (not religion related).
this woman's husband just admitted he had a drug problem.
dh and i talked to our priest yesterday.
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butalbee
VioletAnai,
STOP SMOKING THE POT--IT IS MAKING YOU HALLUNICATE.
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What Qualities Do You Look For In A Man?!?!?!
by ladonna inlilacs started a fluffy thread on what "men look for in a woman".
i think it only fair that we ladies have the opportunity to have our say!!!!!.
and.....it's time i had a fluff post.
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butalbee
Outaservice your post has put tears in my eyes. Oh the joys of being in some kind of fucked up relationship with a JW. What fun I had being alone while he was at his meetings, what great literature he left all over that I would line my cat litter box with, what a great 4 door car he had, hey, didn't mind a bit being denied of a sex life because he doesn't believe in premartial sex, what a wonderful experience I had getting sucked into the org with book studies and my guest appearances at the, what, 5 meetings he attended every week, what fun I had studying that Isiah's Prophesies book,(yawn), when I could've been maybe going to a movie with a real man, oh, can't forget the assemblies he went to with all those horny hairy legged sisters, the thoughts that went through my mind, oh and I can't forget his psycho brother babble and the witch of a sister in law nagging me from day one, to bring me into the truth and end my wicked ways. Yep, those are the qualities I look for in a man..........
He did look so damn sexy in that double breasted suit--imagined undressing him on a daily basis. Every time I see him dressed in his suits, I wonder to myself what could've been if I took the plunge and joined the cult. To see him naked, touch his bare chest, kiss his neck, scratch his V shaped back with my nails, while he was fondling my..................God, I need a cold shower.
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What about apostates?
by jerome inquestion from a non jw.
when you were an active jw how did you think and feel about apostates.
well not any apostate like anyone disfelloshipped but the ones whom.
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butalbee
Jerome--We are demons, we are evil, wanting nothing but to corrupt innocent and pure brothers and sisters into taking off their pants and um, well getting wild and naked with us worldly people.
Hey, I'm proud to be an apostate!!!!!
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Do they bug people?
by bluesapphire ini have heard comments in the past about people being bugged, telephones, homes, cars, etc.. does anyone really know this happens or is it apostate urban lore?
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butalbee
I think they do it. I know they followed me all around town for quite awhile, which really pissed me off, they kept coming to my house almost everyday trying really hard to get inside, with their books and pamplets, and video's, asking me why I was not attending the meetings and if I ever needed a friend not to hestitate calling, yadda, yadda, yadda...
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www.bethelcoachtours.com
by Beans inwow how much are they making on this?
can you bring beer on the bus?how about getting the a-postate team on one of these!.
beans
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butalbee
Hey, how do I apply?
It is one of my dreams to cruise around the world with a bus load of crazy witnesses talkin' their talk and singin' songs about the wolves dressed in a sheeps skin. It would a once in a lifetime spiritual retreat.I'd rather pick fleas off a monkey's ass.
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butalbee
Knowledge is what kills the watchtower cult???????
What do I have to do bang them over the head with a hammer to make them listen(one in particular)?
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What is Jehovah's Will Today?
by SexyTeen ini have a quick question: what is jehovah's will today and who is doing it?
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butalbee
Jehovah's will today is:
1. To fuck up people's minds.
2. To ruin would-be relationships.
3. To control and dominant.
4. To deny a faithful servant any tiny bit of freedom in expression,
in thought, or minor life choices.
5. To ruin would-be relationships.(Oops, did I say that again?)
6. To drive people insane.
7. To destroy any sense of self.
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What is Jehovah's Will Today?
by SexyTeen ini have a quick question: what is jehovah's will today and who is doing it?
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butalbee
WANTED: YOYOMAMA/SEXYTEEN
This is the most recent photo of this he-she as per FBI most wanted list.BEWARE
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